mother fuckin cuntbag piece of shit

eric gutierrez, a guy who is always high and lookin for more weed, jk he's my bro

Look at Eric buying weed at school, that mother fuckin cuntbag piece of shit, he's probably not gunna share ):

by Fagotasskenny69 February 14, 2012

the shit

When a situation or item is incredibly good.

That 68 VW van is the shit!

by stephen September 9, 2003

Shamrock Shit

When you take a shit and it comes out green. Similar to the McDonald's shamrock shake.

Tom: Have you ever taken a shamrock shit?
Jenny: Only when I eat ham and cheese.

by sabianboy14 June 15, 2011

gang shit

dis some real fuckin lit on fleek get wrekt kinda whack-your-balls-off we ain't playin kinda shit.

*at Korean BBQ*
"Yo, we on some fuckin gang shit"

by hentailuver July 5, 2018

Deep Shit

1. A person or informant who speaks nonsense and bullshitting when you actually need proper information on something or someone.

2. The opposite of Deep Throat.

Man A: So what else do I need to know about Elise? She's hot dude!

Man B: She likes coffee! ow yeah!

Man A: Dude, you're seriously a Deep Shit.

by adrammelech July 30, 2012

bauer shit

(also see add) bauer shit is some shit that is pulled that just defies normal human logic. bauer shit is done without much logic, in fact none and leaves you saying "why, why the fuck did you just do that."

Jon being a POS by doing some bauer shit when he kept touching the water faucet repeatedly before he left.

I didn't know the number to that fly bitch's cell so i just pulled some bauer shit and guessed it.

I was walking to the basketball court when my friend stopped to go back and move a twig 1 centimeter. That was some bauer shit.

by Aftarshave July 2, 2005

watch shit steam

Describes a very boring person. One who is so lame, they would happily watch the vapour from freshly dumped excrement rather than have a life. An accountant maybe.

Dude 1: "So how's you new job? Good boss?"
Dude 2: "Total bummer man! The boss would watch shit steam rather than do anything useful!"

by Wizards Sleeve January 5, 2007