Hotdog Finger

When you are going to finger a girl, you instead spread her folds and lay your finger in the middle, preferably the index finger, and either push down or move it fast up and down

You gave Jess a hotdog finger? Did she like it?

Yes and yes.

by Sexual terms November 14, 2016

Finger Tarded

The consistent error of spelling & writing while typing to someone online.

an example of what finger tarded looks like.

"Iw ent out to the grocerae storre."

by Kimberly Balevre April 23, 2008

The Finger Man

No he doesn't have alot of fingers, he's just here to finger you

John: I met the finger man last night

Alex: Aw dude, that must've been scary

John: No not really

by Lucky_im_gay March 13, 2021

Witch finger

A huge clit that resembles a witch finger.

Her witch finger was bigger than my dick.

My wifes witch finger is so long, I can sword fight her with my dick.

by Quiddler August 25, 2018

hamburger fingers

A condition when starting to play guitar. Repeatedly pressing your fingers aginst the strings of a guitar makes the tips of your fingers look like the surface of a grilled hamburger. After a while callouses devolop(akin to walkingg barefoot)and the condition goes away.

Practice is the cause of and solution to hamburger fingers.

by Marik Danzig April 20, 2007

Ghost fingers

Ghost fingers - when fingering a mot with long slender fingers and/or the precision of a ninja that she doesn't even know it happened

dicko - "aw man, bumpin' and grindin' this bird and i used ghost fingers like a champ, she hadn't a clue"

by ghost fingers prime July 22, 2013

spirit fingering

When you finger a girl so hard she has a religious epiphany.

I was spirit fingering Jenny so hard she thought I was God.

by DoubleButtBoy December 31, 2016