Sperm-Scranner

same as a batty man, gay boy, homosexual etc. a sperm-scranner means someone that eats sperm

person1: yo that fella looks like a right sperm-scranner innit
person2: yo fam he such a batty man look at them boat shoes

by hairybattycrease May 23, 2018

Spermaphrodite

A vain disillusioned sex addicted androgynous loner which covers itself in jizz with no hope of reproducing itself yet enjoys every second of the image it creates in the mirror.

Oedipus has got nothing on the spermaphrodite!

by Spunkdubble May 29, 2018

Sperm Whale

When you ejaculate into a fat woman and Just after you dip her head into a bowl of water

JOSH: Dude Jane is so fat, I wish I could sperm whale her
MARK: you're A WEIRDO MAN

by NICK NAVK THE PATTIES BACK June 7, 2018

spermsexual

a woman that likes to swallow sperm to try to obtain information because sperm contains thousands of gigabytes of information.

The housewife was a spermsexual who wanted to know what her speechwriting husband was doing.

by Coop Dupe June 15, 2018

Sperm

nickname given to Jordan Thomas Cooper by NFL Player Andre Ellington. Cooper is the first Bush worker that happened to be black to be requested on social media by a Bush Family book author. Cooper was requested to be added on Linkedin.com by Dr. Matthew Corriga an author of a Jeb Bush book.

Sperm was requested by UNF Professor Corriga because of his professional work for the Bush Family.

by Coop Dupe June 15, 2018

Sperm burper

A woman who has swallowed so much seamen that it makes her burp.

Anita was such a sperm burper.

by karatejoe February 27, 2018

Spermicidal Maniac

A gay serial killer.

Omg did you see the news a spermicidal maniac is on the loose.

by Big Foots Dick February 28, 2018