Purple Inchworm 

The shrivelled, atrophied penis of a sick twisted disturbed fuck. All that comes out is a tiny drop of a congealed yellow liquid, created from years of disuse.

Zeke: Why did Lenny just run into his office and close the door?

Clyde: Did he have his mail with him?

Zeke: Yeah.

Clyde: Ah, then it must be time to whip out the ol' purple inchworm for a grueling hour of futile jackin' off.

Purple Inchworm by Krakky McKraken August 4, 2007

purple princess 

Hella bomb a$$ weed 4rm tha klub!

Let me get a tention of that purp(purple princess)

purple princess by YOUNG$T4H April 19, 2008

Purple Circle 

slang for butthole

Last night I put it in my girlfriend's purple circle

Purple Circle by BeckysManSlave September 27, 2008

Purple Dick 

a statement denoting possion of a seat/table or other furniture when absent from that room. Used instead of stupid words like seatcheck and minutes.

Guy: Hey get out of my seat.
Jackass: your names not on it!
Guy: well I called Purple Dick

Purple Dick by craig poyser July 29, 2005

purple plapper 

The vaginal lips of an African-American woman. Purple, describing the color of their genital, and plapper, referring to the 'plap' noise that is made by their labias abruptly smacking together. ('plap' noise usually made during intercourse)

Shineequa's purple plapper was rather disgusting. It was slimy, and smelled like rotted salmon.

purple plapper by charley elizabeth January 27, 2006

purple pancake 

A bruised tit.

"Dude did you see that fight at the game last night?"
"Yeah man, I think Maggie gave Jennie a purple pancake!"

purple pancake by Trololoman September 26, 2011

purple va jay jay 

The color of a va jay jay that an African American (Nigga, Nigger) sometimes has.

Bill:"Hey Sheniqua, thats a big purple va jay jay!"
Sheniqua:"Bitch I keeps it real nigga!"

purple va jay jay by austinator March 23, 2008