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purple haze

Abita Purple Haze is a raspberry wheat brew beer that tastes like soda. The alcohol can barely if at all be tasted and has about the same alcohol content as your average beer. Most likely named after the weed by the same name. A six pack runs for about $7.50 so it is definitely not a cheap drunk.
I'm sick of drinking this nasty, cheap beer, lets pick up some delicious purple haze instead.
by Steve Rotella January 19, 2008
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mellow purple

(1)Mellow yellow but purple
(2)A more suttle purple like a I'm sittin on the couch admiring my purple walls as I watch the cat take a shit right in front of me type of purple.
I just shit in my Barney the Dinosaur costume Fred, it’s no longer just purple it’s more of a mellow purple.
by Mr. Wordy Mann November 16, 2018
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Purple Pancake

When you squeeze the circulation out of a pair of rather large titties, and they begin to turn purple.
Secretary Clinton likes it real kinky. She had me give her the purple pancakes.
by OmgItsBigBoy November 11, 2020
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purple nibler

Joy shows Ed her purple nibler
by Bigsmeg June 12, 2016
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purple tuba

Durring the act of a blow job the one performing blows hard into the opening of the penis which then ruptures some veins inside the scrotum causing pain, swelling, and the scrotum to turn a purple color.
Man, Cathy gave me a purple tuba last night and my ball are in so much pain.
by Jwkilo June 13, 2017
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Purple Cow

A South African capitalist, that is milked so dry by a socialist government, that they turn purple and start moo-ing at socialists on socialist media. Are prone to get mad cow disease and go on a stampede on witnessing identity politics any place anywhere in the world. They are considered armed and extremely dangerous especially when surrounded by communists.
Those purple cows are all alt- right nazis, they don't want to share the means of production, and we must demand more jobs from them and burn down their businesses, bring bullet proof vests though.
by Field Marshal Kek April 24, 2019
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Purple nurple

When someone twists your favorite nip
Dad: u no what time it is

Me: boo not the purple nurple
by ChaseTOM Vlogs August 21, 2019
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