procrastination

Procrastination is like masturbation either way you're fucking yourself

Hey Joe, you did your part of your project or you procrastinating?
Joe- nah man I'm watching my porn so its procrastination.

by lmac1998 December 27, 2018

procrasturbating

to masturbate instead of doing your work

Stop procrasturbating and do your history homework!

by makeasequeltoDannyPhantom December 28, 2018

procrastinspiration

That moment when you're supposed to be working on something and you find inspiration to start another project, equally interesting, out of nowhere. Procrastinspiration is about using your muse to actively procrastinate (as opposed to, say, clean your home as procrastination).

So, I have this incoming deadline for an article, but then I realized I had to write something else, so I worked all day on this awesome project. This whole afternoon was all about procrastinspiration, I still need to finish this article, but this new project is epic!

by el patron himself February 23, 2019

Procrastinate in the Panty

Similar to blue balls, procrastinate in the panty is in reference to a woman's repetition over a period of time that she would like to have sex but continues to put it off.

Kimberley tells me she wants to have sex but she keeps telling me she has to work on her paper.
Sorry man, your girls is really to Procrastinate in the Panty.

by Nicolishous March 1, 2019

Procrasticate

Procrastinating by means of defecation

I gotta do this project but I also gotta shit, I’m gonna go procrasticate.

by Silent Fart47 March 3, 2019

procrastination

what you are doing right now. well at least what im doing.

ill do it later i have time.

Procrastination is what i do best.

by whatelsedoyouwantmetosay March 4, 2019

procrastinating workaholic

Something Dan Howell is.

Dan: My therapist said that I'm a procrastinating workaholic. Because once I start working on something, I work so hard that I injure myself by forgetting to breathe and do all this other stuff. I just have a problem getting started. For me, it's like a perfectionism thing. Like, I can't just do something and try my best. I'm like, "If I do this thing, it has to be amazing." It doesn't matter if it's an essay, a YouTube video or tidying my bedroom. I'll be like, "If I do this, I have to DO it, man!" And that's the thing, I put this fear in myself. If I were just someone who was like, "I can just do it." You know, roll with the punches. Go with the flow of life. But for me, it's like a perfectionism thing. It's that I know that when I start it, I am going to work so hard that I'm going to be bleeding. Because I care too much, because I'm a freak. I'm definitely someone that cares.

by phangirl! at the disco May 4, 2019