tartan paint 

A fictional item that is used to send new people in the workplace on a wild goose chase.

Right then first of all what I need you to do is go down to the shop and get a tin of tartan paint

tartan paint by Unclemoe69 March 2, 2017

Sucked paint 

A term used to describe sucking toes.

Yo I sucked paint off Ashley's toes last night!

Sucked paint by Hom2436 January 14, 2018

Paint that face up 

To ejaculate on another person's face.

"Girl, you lookin' good tonight, couple more drinks and I'm gonna paint that face up."

Paint that face up by BigLue February 11, 2010

Paint The Town 

(verb) To appear at a number of different parties or venues during a given a night. To travel from party to party throughout a neighborhood or city.

First I'm going to start drinking at Kristy's place. Then I'm going to head to the house party on Wilford. I think I'll probably end up at Mike's party too. I'm going to paint the town!

Paint The Town by B-Legit159 December 15, 2008

en pointe 

Technically, a ballet term meaning on the tips of the toes. Recently has come to mean: right on, perfect, great, or awesome.

Vanessa, your makeup is en pointe today.

en pointe by SwagSquad November 3, 2014

dan points

a universal form of currency given by Dan Bergstien that is valid anywhere but in reality. dan points can be obtained by posting a funny comment on his status that succeeds in making him laugh.

You: Hey, Mom, you know how we have to go watch Grandma’s bingo tournament tonight?
Mom: Yes, what about it?
You: Well, I have 22 Dan points, and you know what that means.
Mom: No…
You: *heaving an exasperated sigh* It means that I don’t have to go to Grandma’s bingo tournament. It also means you have to buy me a Slurpee. Extra large.
Mom: You're grounded.

dan points by orcslayer2 July 5, 2010

paint your walls 

The process of ejaculation inside your partner while having unprotected sex.

She wanted anal sex so I said I'm going to paint your walls.

paint your walls by Issey5758 October 23, 2017