texas pipeline

Inserting barbed wire into the vagina, pulling it out, and eating the meat off.

Last night I gave Lisa a nice Texas pipeline

texas pipeline by daniellove September 10, 2013

Chocolate Pipes 

A chant used when someone is pleased, generally chanted in a deep growl over and over while banging your fists against something.
Suitable situations include after your team scores at a sport game, when you find a large amount of money on the ground, or during/after ejaculation.
The word originated when a group of school boys in the computer room of Newtown High School, Sydney, Australia, decided to play a stupid flash game on the willy wonka website instead of doing their science project.

I'm CUMMING!!!! CHOCKATEPIPESCHOCKLETPIPESCHORRKETPIPESCHOCOLATEPIPESCHOCKATEPIPESCHOCKLETPIPESCHORRKETPIPESCHOCOLATEPIPESCHOCKATEPIPESCHOCKLETPIPESCHORRKETPIPESCHOCOLATEPIPESCHOCKATEPIPESCHOCKLETPIPESCHORRKETPIPESCHOCOLATEPIPES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Chocolate Pipes by wobjob February 26, 2006

pipe waxed 

I just got my dick sucked.

Pipe = Dick
Waxed = Sucked

Nigga, I just got my pipe waxed!

pipe waxed by AC July 13, 2006

union pipe fitter 

Lazy fuckers that desire to be union sheet metal workers, with over active tear ducts.

The union pipe fitter sat in the corner watching a union sheet metal worker bang his wife.

union pipe fitter by Cptnlngdk January 15, 2018

Don't fight the pipe 

Also a term used by the large man I shared a jail cell with one time.

"Don't fight the pipe fish. Daddy gon' lay some pipe down like the water company. Yeah bitch!"
"Just don't touch my face."

Don't fight the pipe by Silky Johnson December 23, 2005

Ripe for the Pipe 

When you are at a bar, pub, club etc. and there are women who have ingested large quantities of substances that will make them lose their inhibitions (alcohol, drugs) making them more willing to sleep with you.

Guy 1:"Hey, you see that girl over there?"
Guy 2: "Yeah, the one throwing back shots of tequila?"
Guy 1: "Mhm. She's ripe for the pipe"

Ripe for the Pipe by Penis McBallsack August 4, 2010

New Hampshire Piledriver 

Two guys are going at it hard, and one of them blows they're load into the other guys ass and mixes it with quick dry cement, then fucks it in deeper and deeper and finally the guy shits it out onto the other guys chest. Later this will be made into a new but plug.

Last night Josh and Christian did the New Hampshire Piledriver, they ended up in the ER

New Hampshire Piledriver by LongRodVonHugenDong69 November 3, 2013