Some one who leaves a cooler of beer on your front porch.
If you have been visited by the beer fairies you will receive a gift of beer out of the blue.
Before you enjoy this gift you must agree to 2 simple rules.
1, you must stop, relax, take a break and enjoy this gift right away.
2, you must restock the beer fairy cooler and become a beer fairy by delivering it to another deserving friend!
If you are unable to follow these rules do not open the cooler.
Instead call the beer fairy hotline (provided on cooler) and the gift will be picked up and shared with another thirsty soul.
If you have been visited by the beer fairies you will receive a gift of beer out of the blue.
Before you enjoy this gift you must agree to 2 simple rules.
1, you must stop, relax, take a break and enjoy this gift right away.
2, you must restock the beer fairy cooler and become a beer fairy by delivering it to another deserving friend!
If you are unable to follow these rules do not open the cooler.
Instead call the beer fairy hotline (provided on cooler) and the gift will be picked up and shared with another thirsty soul.
by brown bear45 May 29, 2011
A being that can consume beer in such massive quantities as to be mistaken as a chasm for which beer is meant to be deposited.
by francesca diaz alvarez February 19, 2010
A porch beer is when you are home and don't feel like going out so you sit on your porch with a friend and have a beer. All of a sudden more people show up!
You never know when a few Porch Beers with your friend could lead to an all out party right there on your front porch.
by dev4522 August 06, 2009
by lanky9 November 14, 2009
A person who will consume any and all brands of beer lefrover from a party, with no regard for age or temperature of the beverage. See also ''Beer Pirate''.
Tom came over yesterday and drank a can of Pabst, two Rolling Rocks, a Miller High Life, and three Corona Lights. What a beer catfish.
by Loonhead August 18, 2006
by Rachel Johnson April 11, 2008
The act of jumping into a vehicle with all of your buddies and a cooler full of ice cold beer, and driving around the countryside at any time of the day. This was more popular in the country where there are lots of open sideroads. The intent is to relax and enjoy each other's company, and indulge in a few cold ones. The driver is also encouraged to drink.
Beer Touring has declined in popularity in recent years, due to the po-po cracking down on drinking and driving.
Beer Touring has declined in popularity in recent years, due to the po-po cracking down on drinking and driving.
by Time4SumAksion January 15, 2009