Jackass mountain

A mountain in America

I acted like a jackass on jackass mountain.

by Iam not Elmer Fudd December 22, 2019

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Hugo Mountain

Hugo Berg is a strange but smart creature. He tends to move around in Gullspång and he loves the smell of sweet sweet flowers. He doesen't take intrest in many things but the things he does take intrest in he tends to be really good at, one of these things is Sims where he spends his time building hoses and eating peanut butter. This creature is rarely seen because he usually spends his time curl up in his sex dungeon.

Did you hear about the missing children? Was it Hugo Mountain?

by ??????+ May 9, 2019

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the haunted mountains

A woman’s breasts

Elizabeth: Jane! I’m starting to get the haunted Jane: mountains? What’s that Elizabeth?
Elizabeth: My breasts, they’re finally developing.
Jane: Lol, why are you calling them the haunted mountains?
Elizabeth: I don’t know tbh... that what my mom calls them, lol. But... she’s kind of stuck in the 50’s

by H Heroine woman August 24, 2019

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Moving Mountains

To overcome adversity against at least some several odds and a farmer's dozen even-bare minimum.

Porsche McAponestone excelled obiedient to those laws relevant unflinchingly and with the utmost serious dedication and commitment as well as fudged the numbers a few time or more in magnificent struggle to attain excellence and perfect her golden dome of wisdom and Apple of chaste and wondrous fulfillment thus moving mountains.

by RebarbiceCream August 29, 2019

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Mountain Lakes

snotty kids think they’re better than everyone else. most un-diverse school in the state besides Verona. they’re really sick because Boonton is better than them at sports in the past couple of years. And last school year a girl and two moms from Boonton got tackled during a football game @ ML vs. Boonton and no one heard the rest of the story. sucks to suck but that town isn’t great

Person 1: I’m from Mountain Lakes (and they stand strong like it’s cool)
Person 2: Okay and why should i care?

by imsupersmort October 13, 2019

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