moronic_mouse

literally just a dog. mouse. I mean. SHES LITERALLY JUST A GIRL!!!!!! Moronic_mouse is like if a dog was a mosue but like uhhhhhh

Me: moronic_mouse
therapist: youre going to be institutionalized

by Strawberrysortcake;3 December 5, 2023

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Maroon 5

A comical and slang term meant to denote "Maronites," who are an indigenous Christian people of Mount Lebanon. The connection with the two is that the founder of the Maronite sect, Mar Maroun (Saint Maron) has a name that somewhat rhymes with the band name Maroon 5. It is a word often used within a satirical context, yet in lighthearted manner, especially among English-speaking friends.

Hey Pierre, isn't that guy a Maroon 5?

Did you hear about the fight in the university? Must've been a bunch of Maroon 5's going at it again.

by Zare'athra February 13, 2024

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Maroons

Refers to a gay male who prefers to bottom or be the receiver during sex.
A straight woman's worst nightmare -- a gay dude that gives ass that's so good, it makes formerly straight dudes forget about vaginal intercourse forever the first time they tap his ass!

Mamgina is rubbing that other guy's back in front of the team... wait, now they're making out, it's a full on Maroons!

by Billy Slaughter June 3, 2024

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Mormonstral Cycle

The Cycle Mormons go through once a month that makes them become whiny pissbabies and UBER NPCs because they suck.

Derrek (Cringe mormon): "This sucks! I hate everything, all of you are just main characters!" *Slams table like the whiny bitch he is.*
Chad 1 (Not a mormon): "What's this beta male's problem?"
Chad 2 (Not a mormon): "Oh, it's his mormonstral cycle. It's like a menstrual cycle but for stupid mormons who love eating Josephussy Smithussy dingleberries."

by Mind_Goblin_:3 June 14, 2024

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Mormon Soda

When you jizz inside of diet soda

He suggested to make her a fresh Mormon soda.

by WordsmithG June 15, 2024

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MOroNICA

Moron (noun) A stupid Individual.. Moronic (adjective) The act, or state of being a Moron either mentally, or physically. In most cases what Moron thinks Moron does! Moronica (adjective) is used specifically to describe a Male Moron in a state of foolishness, or an act of stupidity, or absurdity being Moronic with an intelligent Female named Monica. Moronica is acting on or attempting to either demonicatize the worth of Monica. Or insult the integrity of the Monica Morales that Morons (plural) can’t appreciate. Monica is aware of Morons when the Moronicaly start to speak. This is known to Monica as a Moronica Nonversation. Morons who hide behind Moronica text will always wait with textpectation. Moronica refers to a scenario or situation with Monica that lacks common sense, logic, or reasoning to those who are morons. Moronica is often characterized by nonsensical actions, irrational decisions, and illogical thinking. People that are considered to be in Moronica are often perceived as not being able to grasp basic concepts or make sound judgments about Monica. Moronica is a term commonly used in a context to highlight the absurdity of a situation with Monica that a Moron put himself in or to mock the Morons lack of intelligence for the integrity and intelligence of Monica and her Morales.

(Girl 1) Greg was Moronica when he thought he was going to hit a home run with Monica.
(Girl 2) He was also Moronic having the audacity to tell Mike he better step off the pitcher mound. What a Moron!

(Girl 1) It was so Monica, hearing her announcing that nobody runs Monica! And seeing her give Mike that sweetheart Hug of hers was so Inspiring! Sigh!! I bet Mike went home with the symptoms of Monicaitis!

by La Monica De Tonic June 26, 2024

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