mexican rerock 

Chalky old school mexican meth that is recrystalized to glass and old school taste is still noticed

I bet you haven't had any mexican rerock in a long time ,Cruz over and try it

mexican rerock by Trip trep October 6, 2016

mexican lap dance 

The act of a couple having sex while the man sits on the toilet and takes a dump. The woman sits facing the same direction and does the work.

I asked her for a blumpkin but she said she'd rather give me a Mexican lap dance.

mexican lap dance by Aldiros October 5, 2016

Mexican brick weed penguin head 

This little shit right here 🐧

Shit, here comes Mexican brick weed penguin head again, that bodyless fucker always stinks like Mexican brick weed.

Mexican brick weed penguin head by MistahCheeks August 10, 2016

mexican drug lord 

When you are in the gym locker room and you wear your button-up shirt without buttoning it up. Preceded to say' " Sell all the cocaine" and say yes in a very evil but slightly charming voice.

1.Man that shirt is making you look like a Mexican drug lord

2.William Goad is a Mexican drug lord

mexican drug lord by Tesco man May 31, 2016

Mexican 69 

Mexican 69 (verb)

When you take a girl out for a date at a Mexican restaurant and stuff her full of $2 burritos, then when you’re at her place 69’ing later that night, you surface from her nether regions with a brand new dark brown mustache!

Hey have you met the new girl in school Maria Lopez? I hear if you buy her some Del Taco she’ll Mexican 69 you, guaranteed.

Mexican 69 by Smoochachos May 25, 2019

Mexican Firehose 

you buy a chicken supreme burrito combo from taco bell and wrap it around your penis and set your girlfriend on fire and put it out with an extra large mountain dew while doing her in the ass

So I brought tracy home after a nice dinner from taco bell and I put her out with the mexican firehose

Mexican Firehose by smapdi100 July 22, 2008

mexican hooker 

Used as a means of comparison when describing something of high temperature

I wish they'd turn the air-conditioning on... it's hotter than a Mexican hooker in here!

mexican hooker by kid chameleon October 16, 2003