John Pai

1. (noun) any underground male celebrity regularly mistaken as a homosexual or misogynist

2. (adj) a human state of being not gay

3. (interjection) an exclamation that phonologically means "darn it!"
1. A lot of viewers mistake Sean Patrick Hayes to be the character he portrays but he's not; he's a John Pai

2. I'm not gay! I'm John Pai!

3. John Pai! How many times have I told you to stop touching me with that?!
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John Bindon

Mmmmm, he's got a big John Bindon.

The old John Bindon needs a good wash

I bet you'd like to touch his John Bindon
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John Kerry

A man who has been fighting for truth for over 35 years. He is a patriot and a great American. John Kerry is a hero to many in this country but this isn't widely publicized by the media. Senator Kerry has become a grassroots hero since the election in 2004 because he has continued to fight for American civil liberty and integrity in government.

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John McSame

An accurate nickname for John McCain, the 2008 presidential candidate most likely to maintain the Bush administration's worst policies.
John McSame will continue the same McWar, the same federal McDebt, the same McRecession, and the same McTrade Deficit. That's McSame as Bush!
by Anthony Yochmann April 04, 2008
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John Lennon

1. God.
2. Better than you.
3. Frontman of the Beatles.
4. Cuter than Paul.
John Lennon is better than you, and you, and you, and you... and oh, you too.
by V.S. Eliot March 13, 2005
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John Paul

A person that can make you laugh all the time. He has a big dick that you can’t resist.
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John Edwards

U.S. Democratic Senator who's hobbies include getting $400 haircuts. Before being involved in politics he was an attorney who sued doctors for his clients.
"I, John Edwards, am running for President, so I need to look good. Another $400 haircut doesn't sound so bad."
by Dr. Vinny June 14, 2007
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