1. (noun) any underground male celebrity regularly mistaken as a homosexual or misogynist
2. (adj) a human state of being not gay
3. (interjection) an exclamation that phonologically means "darn it!"
2. (adj) a human state of being not gay
3. (interjection) an exclamation that phonologically means "darn it!"
1. A lot of viewers mistake Sean Patrick Hayes to be the character he portrays but he's not; he's a John Pai
2. I'm not gay! I'm John Pai!
3. John Pai! How many times have I told you to stop touching me with that?!
2. I'm not gay! I'm John Pai!
3. John Pai! How many times have I told you to stop touching me with that?!
by asubtleskoosh June 08, 2011
Mmmmm, he's got a big John Bindon.
The old John Bindon needs a good wash
I bet you'd like to touch his John Bindon
The old John Bindon needs a good wash
I bet you'd like to touch his John Bindon
by John Bindon May 23, 2009
A man who has been fighting for truth for over 35 years. He is a patriot and a great American. John Kerry is a hero to many in this country but this isn't widely publicized by the media. Senator Kerry has become a grassroots hero since the election in 2004 because he has continued to fight for American civil liberty and integrity in government.
by Loretta R February 07, 2007
An accurate nickname for John McCain, the 2008 presidential candidate most likely to maintain the Bush administration's worst policies.
John McSame will continue the same McWar, the same federal McDebt, the same McRecession, and the same McTrade Deficit. That's McSame as Bush!
by Anthony Yochmann April 04, 2008
by V.S. Eliot March 13, 2005
U.S. Democratic Senator who's hobbies include getting $400 haircuts. Before being involved in politics he was an attorney who sued doctors for his clients.
"I, John Edwards, am running for President, so I need to look good. Another $400 haircut doesn't sound so bad."
by Dr. Vinny June 14, 2007