Canadian Jerk

when you beat your meat in a public setting

“Did you hear about John doing the canadian jerk in the bathroom?”

by Beepfofnejd December 18, 2022

Pedo jerk off day

On June 9th, all pedos must go into a local pre school. and jizz on all of the kids telling them it's "milk"

"Yo, what are you doing for pedo jerk off day?" "I am hitting up my daughters schools for real." "bet, can I pull up"

by Ihearttaylor February 24, 2025

The Jerk-Stun

If you jerk off multiple times in a short period of time, you will most likely feel a strong stunning effect after the second or third time. This stunning effect is called The Jerk-Stun.

Dude why did you go to sleep early?
-Sorry, The Jerk-Stun knocked me out good.

by LT.Squidgy May 17, 2019

Death Circle Jerk

The act of sitting in a circle with a group of guys while jerking each other off so hard that you try to basically murder their penis with such force that they have a cumshot of a lifetime.

My friend Elias died while performing the death circle jerk.

by NLJTGETSWOLLORDIE September 14, 2017

Mercy Jerk

When you're just not finding anything that is right for your mood, so you throw on something mediocre, and give it your best college try.

The brother and sister shit just isn't doing it tonight. Time to mercy jerk it to some hentai.

by JoRrsh June 9, 2023

Jerk

Slang another word for calling someone stupid unintelligent or someone who u dislike

Literal definition: to move or cause a jerk his head jerked

Jerk

by Hiyalolasr January 23, 2025

Weepy Jerk

1. Noun. When, overcome with sadness, depression, or despair, you jerk off to feel even marginally better.
2. Noun. A masturbatory session that happens to coincide with a sad or depressive episode. Tears may be used as lubricant.

3. Verb. Engaging in definitions 1 or 2.
4. Noun. Someone who's usually an asshole, who happens to be crying at the moment.

1. Overcome with sadness, Noah decided to have a weepy jerk, resulting in his problems not seeming quite so bad after all.
2. While on a marathon jerk session, Thomas recalled a sad moment from his formative years, turning his proud gank into a weepy jerk.

3. Heath weepily jerked for hours, hoping for some change in his mood.

4. -Aw, Eli's crying! -Who gives a shit?! Fuck that weepy jerk!

by Kabouter0 October 31, 2021