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Hammered Bacon

The act of closing your eyes whilst opening your mouth as wide as possible. Commonly used in a game format where one person will go hammered bacon while waiting for the other player to say “I see you”
The current hammered bacon record is held by Kyle from NJ. The victim of Kyle’s bacon hammering was Brendan from NJ.
Bro Casey went hammered bacon for 3 minutes before anyone realized.
by The Hammered Bacon Commission January 20, 2020
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Hammer

Sports betting page, actually hit a lot , better than most ive seen. Hardworking smart group of guys
Let’s Hammer the Sox Line 🥊
by johnnybb7628 July 21, 2021
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Hammer

I can’t believe Jane is on the hammer again!

That junky cunts been hitting the hammer!
by Nasty ass 666 February 22, 2020
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Hammer

The metal item that Nathaniel (aka Nessenyul) can never find, no matter how many times he calls for it. Often referred to as a "hahma".
"Where's the hammer??" Nathaniel asked the air.
by THE HAMMAAAAH October 25, 2018
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Dakotan Dick hammer

An action, usually intimate, involving a man shitting on a woman’s hole and use his dick to hammer it in.
Hey man, just tried doing Dakotan Dick hammermy cock still smells till this day…”
by The big slime March 16, 2025
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gooch hammer

A weird or odd person, also meaning a dumbass person or stupid idiot
Hey, have you seen the one guy who sweats a lot ??

Yes, I saw that gooch hammer in room 221!
by Goochhammer101 February 21, 2022
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Downy Hammer

Someone with down syndrome who has an extraordinarily large penis.
Dude, Mason has a Downy Hammer!

Nah I heard Carter's is bigger
by WeAllHateMason September 8, 2025
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