Messy Breakfast

Similiar to the Messy Dinner and Messy Lunch. This however, lacks the two primary components of the dinner/lunch. Instead of smearing shit and/or peeing, you smear smegma on the person's face. IE: Dick Cheese

Those two homos just gave each other a messy breakfast. See Messy Dinner, Messy Lunch, Messy Brunch.

by Kaeleker February 14, 2023

breakfast bandit

A person who, at an all you can eat buffet, will fill their plate and more with food in the early hours of the morning

Oh look, we better get up to grab our food now the breakfast bandit is here

by Jahahhahap April 19, 2017

Aurora Breakfast Skillet

When one shoves 3 eggs, 1/4 pound of cheddar, a green pepper, and a slice of ham in their ass, twerks until blended and squeezes it out on another's chest.

Zach couldn't satisfy his woman so she made him an Aurora Breakfast Skillet the next morning.

by Fugnub March 11, 2025

Breakfast

1.food u eat in the morning
2.song from famous Disney musical high school musical

I ate my breakfast this morning
"Breakfast breakfast"

by Brentford dictionary May 28, 2018

Kiwi Breakfast

You’ll often find a “Kiwi Breakfast” on the menu of a New Zealand cafe. Besides the produce being local, there is nothing inherently “Kiwi” about it. Its literally an English Breakfast… except it in New Zealand, so therefore it’s “Kiwi”.

Kiwi waiter: “would you like to try our Kiwi Breakfast “
English tourist: “yeah sure”

20 minutes later…

English tourist: “this is literally an English breakfast without black pudding”

by Poseidon’s Kiss December 9, 2023

Camus breakfast

a Camus breakfast is defined as watching the sun rise while drinking a strong black coffee and smoking a cigarette. Some variations can be made depending on the type of coffee and tobacco product, such as a “stranger breakfast” having a coffee with milk instead of black.

Hudson spent all night drinking and decided to cap the night with a Camus breakfast.

by Phillip. S March 2, 2025

Breakfast

Female genitalia

Her dress was so short her breakfast was hanging out.

by Chatham snack February 7, 2020