Flatuflage

Any cover sound made for the purpose of disguising a fart.

Flatuflage: Coughing, stamping the floor, slapping ones leg loudly, raising the volume of the TV/Stereo, etc.

by JHubbardii December 9, 2008

flatlandbilly

1.A person,chiefly white and male,who lives in a rural area where the terrain is flat as opposed to mountainous or hilly, frequently accompanied by a female mate, a floppy baby and a screaming toddler clad only in a diaper. Female is usually notable for the lack of supportive undergarments.
2.A hillbilly without the hills.
Plural:flatlandbillies

"Upon moving to the eastern North Carolina,Andrew observed that the cashier at Walmart appeared to be what can only be described as a flatlandbilly."
yokel cletus hillbilly Walmart wallyworld

by Bart's Mom August 5, 2009

Flatchilism

The act of a person, or group of people, flatlining, or killing, some concept or noun.

Carl: "I hate all these white people submitting words on Urban Dictionary that they made up that make no sense, it's pure flatchilism!"

by Jaded Eyes April 27, 2010

Flatuary

noun; the proper name of the room designated for flatuating

The Buttler dismissed himself to visit the flatuary where upon he thunderously flatulated unfortunately forgetting he still held his mistresses lantern.

by Jeepiekeen November 7, 2010

Flathanite

Northern Irish word that means when one forgets to do an obvious task.

Oh flathanite I cannot believe I forgot to lock the door.

by StevOibiza April 8, 2011

flatu-space

A phenomena that occurs after eating a feast, when a large belch makes you suddenly able to eat more food.

Oh man I am so full! *BELCH* I can eat more now! FLATU-SPACE

by dufbear August 20, 2011

Flatuphallic

Someone who loves the smell of farts.

Craig was such a flatuphallic that he would press on his girlfriends stomach when he went down on her to get a face full of fart.

by Macro Master October 10, 2011