festivus

a jewish holiday just to have fun in school no relation to the festivus from seinfeld

Teacher: why are you wearing that?

student: im wearing this because its festivus and festivus is the shiznit

by superhappyfuntime10101010 February 27, 2009

uncle festus

Whens you has a deeg fors a roomate

you some kinds of uncle festus gets a out of here you deeg

by Cangh Jui September 1, 2003

festeezio

"you're a butt butt"

you sir are a festeezio

by thygodsays April 17, 2003

spank festival

a vigorous masturbation session, often involving liberal amounts of lubricants and battery operated devices.

Are you coming with us to the party, or are gonna stay home and have another spank festival?

by Blown anchor March 31, 2015

festezio

A fucking amazing party

dude i was at this sick FESTEZIO last night!!!!

by walid z aboulhosn December 27, 2007

uncle fester

To allow a freshly applied substance (usually a liquid like paint, stain, seal, etc.) to set, dry and/or cure. Term introduced on the Handyman for the Common Man web TV show.

“To achieve a super duper finish on your unfinished cabinet, you’ll need to let your homemade finish uncle fester for at least two hours.”

by The Handy Writer May 9, 2009

festizio

a huge party usually lasting 3 or more days.
(lots and lots of intercourse)

Joe: hey im having this huge motha fucken party you wanna come fuck some bitches

Bob: Hell yeah ! when is this shit going down?

Joe: starts tomorrow ends next week

Bob: Fuck yeah!! a festizio?!?!

Joe: hell yeah motha fucka!

by (:smiley bastard:) August 20, 2009