Negative Coffee

When two people get together for coffee and complaints!

Sarah and Tom have gone out for Negative Coffee, again.

by DataGlasses October 29, 2023

jizz coffee

when men gather around in a circle and start masturbating around a mug with coffee in and cum in it and last one to ejaculate has to drink it

hey boys lets play jizz coffee.

by glizzy_gobbler June 27, 2022

Irish coffee

The socially acceptable version of a speedball

(Speedball: cocaine and heroin simultaneously)

That Irish coffee has me going

by Jack1012938 January 23, 2021

Coffee > Tea

Coffee is better than Tea. I like both drinks but, Coffee is better. Usually Americans drink more Coffee. Usually Britains drink more Tea. So, Coffee > Tea is just like saying America > Europe. Both are true. USA U!S!A! Coffee! Coffee! Coffee!

Coffee > Tea CORRECT
Tea > Coffee INCORRECT

by Best User On Urban Dictionary October 11, 2025

crotch coffee

when you're driving down the road and you happen to notice that in the car next to you the driver is holding his/her coffee in their crotch.

Danny:Oh my god! Adria look it's crotch coffee!
Adria:HAHAHAH I'd hurt if he got into a head on collision.

by AJSKGJosiewtff April 16, 2008

“Coffee Breath”

When you give a male a blow job right after a hot sip of coffee.

“Bro, I got some gooood “coffee breath” this morning! The temperature difference felt AMAZING!”

by LilThickMama June 7, 2024

Coffee

This is a brown-colored drink. Milk, sugar and cream can be added to it, or even cinnamon, ice cream and butter. It contains caffeine, which is what makes drinking coffee refreshing. Caffeine stimulates the nerve system. Children should avoid drinking coffee.

Drinking coffee is commonly drunk in the morning and afternoon.

by pqlamzowksnxiejdbcurhfvytg June 27, 2022