Bronson

Someone who is sooool annoying that they won’t shut up about either memes, Minecraft, or some other stupid thing. They are super butthurt all the time and constantly bitching about their life if there’s even a tiny inconvinience. They never work out and are kinda dumb. They always act retarded and cry when you even say one tiny little thing. They start being really annoying to you and then when you confront them they act like you’re soooooo evil

*is playing any instrument*
Bronson: *starts ruining the song you’re playing and making weird noises*
You: hey dude stop that Is playing something
Bronson: heyyyy stop being so mean it’s not like I was doing anything wrong I was just playing an instrument stop being such an asshole you’re so annoying waaaaaahwaahwahhhh

by Nobody is a Bitch December 19, 2019

bronze for johns

Originated with Australian rugby league fans who would build Bronze statues of the greatest rugby league player that ever lived - derived from the analogy of 'bronzing' a player called Andrew Johns.

"Have you given thought to building a statue of bronze for Johns, rugby league's 8th immortal and greatest player of all time?"

by Statue Guy January 28, 2020

Bronsexual

Bronsexuals are 14 year olds (or manchildren with a 14 year old mentality) that like the idea of winning, so they follow LeBron wherever he goes. But being the contrarian idiots that they are, they need to justify their bandwagoning behavior by saying outlandish and downright stupid things like, LeBron is the GOAT or Lebron is better than Jordan. In a bronsexuals mind, taking up an unpopular (but stupid) opinion makes them the underdogs, despite Lebrons constant antics of sabotaging NBA free agency and buying himself championship rings, of which even then, he still has a losing record.

Bronsexual: Lebron is the GOAT! Jordan sucks, he lost in the first round.
Rational Person: Jordan lost in first round without legit superstars around him unlike Lebron, who builds and hijacks the NBA to get cheap and easy rings.

by LeBumJames April 11, 2022

Beasty Broner

A Jeff Martin induced boner. The ultimate boner (level 10 in stiffness) that a male can achieve, from another male. Typically resulting from being in close proximity of Jeff Martin and/or thinking about Jeff Martin.

The origins of the Beasty Broner date back to 2006 when Adam 'The Beast' Cyr was roommates with Jeff Martin in Halifax, Nova Scotia. Many full scale erections occurred between the years 2006 - 2012.

"Jeff just gave me a Beasty Broner" - The Beast

"This boner just reached Beasty Broner proportions" - The Beast

Scotty - "Beast, why are you walking around the Alehouse with a boner?"
Beast - "Saw Jeff Martin on the dance floor, and got a Beasty Broner"
Scotty - "wow, I just got a Beasty broner too!!"

by Project Halifax January 3, 2014

Broncomance

when 2 buddies have a steamy bromance over their favorite football team, the Denver Broncos of course.

Dave: So i really miss Cutler. Man, I had a serious man crush on him.
Phil: I know, and i heard Victor broke off his Broncomance with you because you hate the new coach.

by dmaestas September 1, 2009

Brony

A word to describe someone who is wrong in all the wrong ways

James: Man, Carcey is such a Brony.

by Johneatsdust April 15, 2020

Broner

When a bro has or gains a "boner" (enlarging/hardening of the male penis or shlong)

Damn that pezza gave me a massive broner

by Caponer/ale July 25, 2009