Fat Bastard 

Your dad after he eats the goddamn cake you we're saving for later.

"Did you eat my cake?"
*crumbs on face* "No."
"Thanks a lot you fat bastard."

Fat Bastard by The Space Potato August 14, 2017

RHB (Red Headed Bastard)

This person takes gingerism to the maximum. They are defined by curly red hair, a face full of freckles, obnoxious laugh, and a very present underbite. Often referred to the King of the Gingers.

"Did you see that RHB (Red Headed Bastard) getting on the bus earlier this morning?"

"Yeah I saw it! I knew it was going to be a great day after seeing that!"

RHB (Red Headed Bastard) by freebird nelswan January 12, 2010

Daughter of a Bastard 

The inverse of an S.O.B is a D.O.B.

Daughter of a Bastard I just got fired!

Daughter of a Bastard by coolkhat May 13, 2014

bastard

One born without married parents.

Ben is a bastard.

bastard by Kikaider June 27, 2003

Baja Blasted 

The good-natured, almost inebriated feeling after drinking a Baja Blast from Taco Bell. Causes one to stumble, laugh, and chill in large quantities for only a couple bucks.

Tom: Dude, I wanna have fun tonight but I only have like 2 bucks

Carter: Well shit man, lets get fucking Baja Blasted!

Baja Blasted by DaddiSqueeze September 30, 2011

Flutter Blaster

An extremely wet and explosive shit that sprays all over the toilet bowl.

Dude! I just ate some tacos last night and I'm feeling a mean flutter blaster coming on!

Flutter Blaster by Space Man Johnson June 16, 2011

shitty bastard

a person who acts really stupid.

You are a dumb shitty bastard!

shitty bastard by Ur mutha March 27, 2005