Nozzie blast

The act of ejaculating in a female’s (or male’s) nostrils for sexual gratification.

I gave that chick a nozzie blast last night. She was blowing out cum boogers for hours!

by ocbrayan September 5, 2021

Gravel Blast

The act of fingering a builder with sandpaper. Any hole counts.

"Hey babe, wanna have sex tonight?"
"Yeah, sure! But you'll have to give me a gravel blast first!"
"Okay! I'll get the 36 out!"

by The great god of gravel June 2, 2022

Top Blast

"Top blast" – the act of buying a cryptocurrency token after it has already experienced a sharp, parabolic price increase, with the hope that the bullish momentum continues and the price goes even higher.

"Bro really went for the top blast—bought that meme coin after it 10x’d overnight!"

by GoblinVader June 27, 2025

anus blast

the act of holding in you shit in your booty until it bursts, like a blast from an anus, A big poopy booty, mmm🤤🤤

in my free time, I love to anus blast!

by balls big black balls May 13, 2021

Dazzle Blasted

When you release on a woman’s face and then throw a pocket of glitter onto their face

“So last night, I dazzle blasted”

by RazzleBlasted September 14, 2025

History blasting

The activity of hurriedly getting rid of the browser history before your wife goes on the laptop - therefore nullifying getting into serious trouble when your wife finds "midget sucking off a donkey dick".

Forgetting to History Blast can result in divorce, violence and in some cases, prosecution. See Gary Glitter for details.

However, History Blasting only works alongside "Innocent Browser History Restoration" (IBHR) where the individual looks at mundane pages like the weather, football results, funny cat videos and questions like "can dogs smell farts before they come out" so as to cover up the period spent furiously wanking over Brazilian Scat porn.

How's Dave?

Not good - he forgot to do his history Blasting and now his wife wants a divorce.

Silly cunt. Should have History Blasted

by Daphne Widethigh April 21, 2018

Blast

When you have to go or to leave, such as to bouce

Hey sorry to leave early but I gotta blast

by Yo wats up October 10, 2017