baseball furies 

A extremely tough and badass gang in the warriors movie and video game. They are very skilled at using baseball bats as weapons and they dress up in baseball uniforms and wear face paint. They are also very quiet. The basic soldiers wear white outfits, while the lieutenants wear black outfits. Another noteworthy feature of the base ball furies is that the members' nicknames are inspired by baseball players (Ruth,Mickey,Cobb,etc). The leader of the baseball furies is a large,silent, muscular man known as Cobb. Cobb dresses up as an umpire and uses two baseball bats that are taped/tied together as a surprisingly destructive weapon. The baseball furies are known,respected, and feared as one of the toughest gangs in all of NYC (in the warriors movie and video game of course).

Ajax: I'm going to shove that baseball bat up your ass and turn you into a Popsicle.
Baseball Fury Soldier: *Shows off with his bat*

baseball furies

baseball furies by Valintino the Big Surpremo September 18, 2010

sexual baseball 

Sexual baseball is a way of talking about sexual encounters without actually using sexual words. This is useful for when there are small children or other people in the room. There are many different baseball terms that are also sex baseball terms here they are...
1st base (single) is anything involving mouth to mouth contact in a sexual way. (ex. making out)
2nd base (double) is the use of hands on or in the "privates" (ex. handjobs)
3rd base (triple) is the use of mouths on the "privates" (ex. blowjobs)
A home run is sexual intercourse.
An RBI is added on to the end for every person not counting yourself. (ex. getting blowjobs from two women would be hitting a triple with 2 RBIs)
The "Batter" is yourself when talking about sexual baseball.
The "Pitcher" is your partner or possible partner.
A "strikeout" occurs when you ask someone to date you and they say no.
A "groundout" or a "flyout" occurs when you ask someone to hookup and they say no.
"Strikes" are things you say or do wrong.
"Balls" are things your partner says or does wrong.
A "bat" is a penis.
A "glove" is a vagina.
Boobs are known as the "pitchers mound(s)"
A "broken bat" or a "broken glove" is someone who has an STD.
A 'broken in glove" is a woman who is not a virgin.
A condom is known as a "doughnut".

So I asked Becky to hookup and she told me no the first time but then I asked again and she said yes. She is totally not a virgin so I used a condom. She gave me a blowjob while I felt her up and then we had sex. She even got one of her friends to join us and I did her too. It was a great night.

In sexual baseball talk: Becky was pitching and on my first at bat I grounded out, but my next time up I hit a triple. Her glove has been broken in a lot but that didn't matter. I used a doughnut and I hit a home run with 2 RBIs. It was a fun game.

sexual baseball by Quesoamericano September 4, 2013

Baser moment 

A moment where your average pot head / stoner could sound like a absaloute baser.

Jimmy:"yo Timmy why are you trying those pills man?"
Timmy:"what ever works man, know what I mean?"
Jimmy:"bro, you just had a baser moment, sounded like a crack head man."

Baser moment by Miketoad March 25, 2010

Basement Tits 

Basement tits are the mini rolls underneath your breasts/chest muscles you get leading up to the holidays from all the over-excessive eating that is done during this time period.

They usually lie dormant until a family member or close friend points them out.

Basement Tits can usually be seen in large herds in gyms and locker rooms after New Years Eve day when people race to the gym to work off those extra pounds, but usually stick around until the summer time when they hibernate.

Steve: "Gross dude, look at that girl over there!"
Max: "Thanks for making me look man, my eyes are now burning after seeing those Basement Tits."

Patrick: "I think I should start wearing my girlfriends bra, I'm getting a set of Basement Tits from living off of Cheetos and Cupcakes while I play COD."

Jake: "I was so drunk that I thought I was getting lucky with two chicks at once, but she psyched me out with her Basement Tits."

Basement Tits by Hollywood Cody February 27, 2011

Basefris 

A disc-based game inspired by baseball. Played on a standard baseball or softball field, the game consists of two teams alternating turns either "hitting" or "fielding", just like baseball.

The pitcher begins by throwing the disc to the opposing team's current hitter, who then must catch the disc (under certain conditions, including distance away, height of the disc, etc.), and, if successful, throws it back into the field, which counts as a hit. If an attempt is made to catch the disc by the hitter, but fails for some reason, then that is a strike. Similarly, if the disc fails to fly into the established zone of height or vertical distance from the hitter, then it is considered a "disc" (a ball in baseball).

The rest of the game is played in a similar manner to baseball. If a fielder catches the disc thrown by the hitter, then they're out. Bases are run just like the ball game too.

The only real difference is if there is no catcher: if the fielding team manages to throw the disc over home plate before the runner on 3rd makes it home, then it counts as an out.

This game of Basefris is quite honestly one of the worst games I have ever played. I feel like my life has no purpose anymore.

Basefris by drwatz0n June 8, 2011

Basement DVD 

TV series Basement DVD:
When a TV show never gets an official DVD release.
Someone usually collects a complete TV series from video tape recordings or official VHS release and makes a DVD for sale, either on eBay or iOffer.

Movie Basement DVD:
When a movie is never given an official DVD release.
Someone often creates a DVD from an existing VHS release of an obscure cult favorite that has yet to have an official DVD release

1.) The only way to see the complete series of Bucky O'Hare is to find a Basement DVD for sale online.

2.) George Lucas will never release the Star Wars Holiday Special so your best bet is to find a Basement DVD of it.

Basement DVD by OX_Bigly October 4, 2011

Basement Communist 

A person of extreme left-winged ideologies who happens to dwell his parent's basement and complain about capitalism on the internet, and how terrible Trump is, without realizing that the internet is the product of capitalism.

"The Basement Communist munched on his gummy bears while he tweeted out #ResistCapitalism on Twitter."

Basement Communist by Figger Naggot July 17, 2017