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if you're from Africa, why are you white?

a thing that Karen Smith would say.
"if you're from Africa, why are you white?" - Karen Smith.

"oh my God, Karen, you can't just ask people why they're white..." - Gretchen Wieners, the daughter of the man who invented toaster strudel.
by hermione p October 12, 2023
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Campaign For South Africa

Shortest game board game ever made. It's literally just Rock, Paper, Scissors.
- Yo dawg, you wanna play Campaign For South Africa
- Sure! Let's begin.
- Rock, paper, scissors!
by DemilSpotify December 21, 2023
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Escape 2 Africa

The 2nd movie in the Madagascar franchise
In 2008, Dreamworks released 'Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa'
by Drooper The Lion December 9, 2023
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Silly Bum From Africa

by Acissej March 11, 2024
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luronica-(leur-on-ee-ka/african)

the zimbabwe tribal term for when the man conducts his mating dance to lure the chosen female to his hut.
that fella had to do the luronica-(leur-on-ee-ka/african) to get some last night
by iwantavagina November 23, 2011
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2016 Ireland rugby tour of South Africa

A summer test series which happened in 2016 which south africa won 2-1, the irish thought they would have a chance in beating the springboks after winning the 2015 six nations but they had a bang average year in the 2016 edition finishing 3rd behind wales, the men in green thought they could pass the south africa test in flying colours but they thought wrong. they just couldnt take the heat of the springboks which saw the irish lose the series 2-1
the 2016 Ireland rugby tour of south africa was pretty one sided dont you think?

yeh, but it gives the players some time to learn dont it
i guess your right
by big fat tubby December 15, 2023
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to bless the rains down in Africa

A desire for urophilia; sexual arousal derived from urination.

In this case, the practice of paying a prostitute (male or female) to urinate upon the subject.

The term derives from the 1982 hit 'Africa' by the American rock band Toto, which featured the chorus:

It's gonna take a lot to drag me away from you
There's nothin' that a hundred men or more could ever do
I bless the rains down in Africa
Gonna take some time to do the things we never had, ooh-hoo.
Mark: Man, I’m need to bless the rains down in Africa tonight, you know.
Jim: Shit, you going for more water sports with that hooker? I wouldn't pay to be pissed on bro.
Mark: Yeah, but I'm just weak for her bladder contents being poured on me. What's a guy to do?
by mackyaj December 28, 2024
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