top ten worst balls ive touched 

number one my dads number two kanye east's number three my own number four eminems number five my classmates number six nicado avacados he tried to eat my hand number seven orlands number eight moist criticals number nine mat pats number ten sussy amoguses

damn thos where the worst balls ive ever touched

person1: did you see top ten worst balls ive touched

person2: ayoo?

top ten worst balls ive touched by ඞkඞhඞfඞdඞs ඩ ඩ ඩ ඩj ඩj ඩ April 1, 2022

Touchpaper 

A pile of arse implemented by the NHS to try and make IT services more effective! Re-Named Touchcloth

The IT department is a Joke! I know lets use Touchpaper even though it doesnt work!

Touchpaper by Chickenlickin April 1, 2009

truche 

True + Touche = Truche! It's used to affirm when someone makes an excellent, valid and entirely truthful statement.

"A woman with a large posterior should not wear cheetah pants." And in response "Truche."

truche by Rachmh February 14, 2010

touch of ejay 

dirty, trashy, make dirty, make things seems like dirty/trashy

boy: his room is full of clutter

boy2: definitely had a touch of ejay...

touch of ejay by n1223d February 15, 2010

Touching Jesus 

Getting high, usually by using marijuana. Commonly misunderstood for masturbating.

Yo man I'm touching Jesus right now!
Gross.

Nah, i mean spiritually!
Oh nice bro!

Touching Jesus by Derethad June 24, 2010

touch gloves

when two men touch their balls together like boxers would gloves

i guess i will touch gloves to DP that chick

touch gloves by kara845 April 26, 2011

touch tone kid 

Kids who have parents who are more involved with their cell phones than their kids. Absentee Parenting. Related to the 1980's "Latch Key Kid" that came home after school to an empty house because both parents had to work.

Ignore the kids because you can't put your cell phone down.

The worst is when I see parents out with their kids and both parents are looking at their phones. Poor little Touch Tone Kid.

touch tone kid by MsPms March 5, 2014