dumb fish

Ultimate Lameness

cale is such a dumb fish

by Jayden€£¥Smith March 11, 2015

fish fingies

when you need to ask your manager for fish fingers

Mr. Manager, can you please buy us fish fingies?
Sure! My ever so hard working employee!

by DinosOnTrees August 16, 2022

fish mong

When a girls on her period and you collect the blood from her tampon or pad then put it in a feezer and then use it as cold icy lube to masturbate

What did you do last night
(Fish mong)

by Fishmonglover February 21, 2017

fish paranoia

unwarranted short term paranoia. often after a night out or when you read into the tone of a text too much.

When you watch fish in a tank, there is always one that starts swimming like a nutcase for a few seconds then chills out.

"are you up"
"yes"
"are you mad"
"of course not, why?"
"IDK the "yes" sounded angry" - fish paranoia

by LDKLDK December 15, 2019

digit fishing

an attempt to get one's facebook friends to give them your number by simply "losing one's phone" and creating a group and inviting everyone on your friend list into a group to get all the allegedly lost numbers back

guy 1: dude, john lost his phone for the third time this month
guy 2: no way man, he's digit fishing, you should see some of his facebook friends

by zbizzle34 February 21, 2009

fish-pooh

A children's form of name-calling: Fish=bass; pooh=turd. Therefore, bastard, or son of a bitch.

Look what you did, you fish-pooh.

by Little Iodine March 21, 2008

Furry fish

When each bodily hole is blocked so that not air may enter a bike pump is readily inserted into the recital cavity amongst all of the asshole hair (giving its name furry fish). When the air is pumped into the body the pressure within increases exponentially causing the internal temperature and pressure to increase creating a plasmolyzed environment in which nuclear fusion can occur. Thus creating an internal energy generator.

Earth is running out of energy quick, perhaps a furry fish may solve the problem

by Jack McCarthdog June 4, 2019