Faded than a kid

When you are so high you feel like you dont even exist anymore
“Teddy bru, were you at the func last night”

“Nah bruzz i was Faded than a kid last night at Nathan’s place”
by carti guardian February 07, 2025
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No One Runs Better Than Me

A phrase used by someone who claims to consistently get lucky in poker or similar games, often pulling the perfect card when needed to win crucial hands. It's typically said with confidence, humor, or playful arrogance.
Player 1: "You hit that flush on the river AGAIN?"
Player 2: "No one runs better than me!"
by whodat25555 February 05, 2025
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A Funny Slang that whenever your finger hurts, the pain will be so bad, you will think that it was god's accident, or your luck.
Jacques: Ow, my nails!
Luis: What happened to Jacques?
Jacques: My Fingir Hurts More than Dingir
by mrbeast539275 December 22, 2024
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This comes from a brazilian saying. It basically means that if you're making jokes and someone gets offended ( on a personal level ), that is no reason to stop making those jokes. This, of course, isn't an excuse to just be an asshole, and must be used with nuance. The saying could also be directly translated to

"It's better to lose a friend than to lose a joke"
Guy 1 (whose wife died to stillbirth): Wow, these celebrities are crazy
Guy 2: What happened?
Guy 1: I checked the news, and it looks like the rapper DaBaby killed his wife
Guy 2: Well, "The Baby" also killed YOUR wife
Guy 1: Low blow dude
Guy 2: It's better to miss a friend than to miss a joke
by DEMEMZEA December 15, 2024
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tired than a mud

Being tired than a motherfucker. An abbreviation for "motherfucker".
I'm tired than a mud
by Mrkingjoc February 17, 2016
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Better than Xmph

(v.) To be travelling faster than said speed. See mph
You can think of your own example, lazy bums. I don't work for free all the time.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 10, 2004
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