Tighter than a crab's ass

This is an insulting and derogatory description for somebody who is very, very cheap. It's believed that crab's asses are rather compact, so someone tighter than a crab's ass is about as selfish/cheap/greedy as it gets.

Jake: Bill by the way, what did you leave our waiter?
Bill: 15%.
Jake: Christ Bill you're tighter than a crab's ass. I have to stop eating with you if you're going to embarrass me like that again in public. That poor waiter worked his ass off you cheap fuck.

by Space Wrangler August 24, 2021

wetter than an otter's pocket

when your girl sees Marceline the Vampire Queen

when I see that fucker I get wetter than an otter's pocket

by wetter than an otter's pocket August 24, 2021

more than perfect

kalob bradlee matthew mann

damn, kalob bradlee matthew mann is more than perfect <3

by big steppa June 1, 2021

wetter than an otters pocket

Your girl when she sees me, Seven, walking around

Girl 1: Omg I just saw Seven roaming around and they looked at me
Girl 2: Omg can they just fuck me already I’m wetter than an otters pocket I need to fix myself if they can’t fuck me

by fuckmedaddyseven June 9, 2021

Better than Xmph

(v.) To be travelling faster than said speed. See mph

You can think of your own example, lazy bums. I don't work for free all the time.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 10, 2004

Less than confident

A youngster, lacking any knowledge on a subject, yet still promoting the idea.

There performances have little to sway the opinion, Connecticut civilians are less than confident.

by ApolloX*12 August 20, 2024

Bite off more than I can chew

Jordan, you a crybaby and a fucking sissy. If I have to come find your daughter to fuck her... She will not survive the encounter.

Hym "Did I bite off more than I can chew? No. You had a mental breakdown because you are none of the things you thought you were and now you are trying to collude in a fascistic capacity to LIE and try get everyone to pretend that I am not what I am. Which is: Better than you. Better than you. Better than your slut daughter. And it's east for you do do that because you're dealing with Christians. Because Chritians are inherently dishonest. Oh! Cripple! I forgot to call your daughter a Cripple. Cripple slut daughter. Daughter sluuuuuut!"

by Hym Iam August 23, 2024