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Golden Ticket

Your period.

When you think it's near that time of the month and you peel back your panties with that feeling of suspense and anticipation and then realise you have your period, then you've 'got the Golden Ticket'. It's kind of like the menstrual equivalent of Charlie peeling back the chocolate wrapper and finding a golden ticket in Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, except slightly less exciting for the ticketee.
by Lucinda September 6, 2005
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golden delicious

The act of urinating on another's adams apple.
Hey everybody! Scott is passed out! Everyone gather around and give him golden delicious.
by killerbootsman February 17, 2008
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golden tickets

A case of Miller Genuine Draft or a single MGD or MGD light refered to as golden ticket because of the all gold beer cans like how coors light is referred to as silver bullets MGD is reffered to as golden tickets
what should we get a 30 brick of silver bullets or golden tickets?
by MASTERBLASTER Big D money November 25, 2010
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Golden Brown

a Blunt filled with resinated weed. Smoked to the roach. The roach of the resinated blunt is called golden brown. once you get enough golden brown roaches you roll a golden brown blunt!!
That golden brown blunt got me blitzed!!
by Brett Duenhoft October 6, 2008
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Golden God

The ultimate evolution of everything purely evil. The greatest person ever to breathe air. Zax.
by Effran Cattala October 8, 2003
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Golden phone

1)What is said sarcastically, to down grade, when one reveals a iPhone.
Prissy kid: checks his iPhone...
Tuna dick: oh golden phone...
Nhwltf: oh hola golden phone, swag
by Wackologist July 24, 2015
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Golden Pocket

A man puts on a condom and urinates into it such that it inflates and proceeds to penetrate his partner. The top end of the condom is secured with a twist tie or hair elastic.
Jim had always wanted to know what it felt like to have sex with a hot water bottle but didn't own one, so he gve the golden pocket a try.
by Doug Ruggles October 29, 2007
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