Mango Stiffy

Refers to the boner of an Asian male: mango because it is yellow, stiffy meaning erect penis. Select promiscuous females may even tell you that the renowned mango stiffy truly tastes like mango. It is paramount to fully embrace the oncome of the mango stiffy.

Bob: Why do so many girls like that Asian kid?

Juan: Idk man, but I've overheard the girls over there talking about "mango stiffy?" Don't know what that's supposed to mean...

Pung Tang (Asian Kid): HOES LOVE THE MANGO STIFFY 8==D

by spicychicken95 October 24, 2017

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Crack a stiffy

Crack a stiffy

The process where ones penis changes state from being flaccid to being erect.

Commonly used in Australia

Also know as crack a fat

Scene: At the local swimming carnival, Peter has just one the 100m freestyle event. Elated, he leaps from the pool in his DTs (dick togs) but clearly he has an erection.

Mary:- OMG whats going on with the front of Peters togs?
Sarah:- Der Mary, ever heard the term crack a stiffy!

by REDDORDOP April 20, 2017

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sniff'encruz'in

its German for when you sniff glue and go driving in a car

Gunther and Hans are going for a sniff'encruz'in

by clamcakes January 28, 2009

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Sniff Party

When a male sloozes around with multiple women at the same time.

My son was having a sniff party last night with those one chicks.

by tkeckler13 May 29, 2015

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Sniffcker

When you see or hear something g funny (not too funny) and it causes you to push air out of your nose at an abnormally fast rate in place of a laugh... a snicker with your sniffer, if you will.

That dank meme on ifunny made me sniffcker, but it wasn't funny enough to make me actually laugh.

by Beany Doodoo July 11, 2016

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