SALT CAVE

A secretive establishment where women go to inhale the aromatic scent of salty cum filled rags stapled to the ceiling and walls. This cavelike environment is great for relaxation and the healing of many respiratory aliments.

"Hey hunny...me and Tina are headed to the Salt Cave for a relaxing night with the girls"

by DKDANO December 8, 2025

Salt the earth

A practice in ancient warfare where conquerors would deliberately spread salt over the lands of a defeated enemy, rendering the soil infertile and unsuitable for farming.

While traditionally intended to refer to someone who is genuine, trustworthy, and of great worth or reliability more accurately describes one who is nothing but a toxic individual.

I noticed having you in my life was to salt the earth

by Burdensomeknowing December 8, 2025

Salt Lake Steamer

When a homeless man picks a fight with a state worker, then proceeds to shit in the entryway of the tax building to assert dominance.

Yo! Did you hear about the hobo that gave Trevor a Salt Lake Steamer the other day?

by JoeMama7717 December 11, 2025

Salt of the Earth

Scott Pilgrim

Kim: Scott Pilgrim, you are the salt of the Earth.

by PurpFr January 3, 2026

Vommiting Salt

Similar to spitting salt, but only used when more intense arguments are held.

"I was beyond mad, when we talked, i was vommiting salt non stop!"

by THOMMZZ May 19, 2008

to salt both sides of the pretzel

To be slow, dull-witted, dimwitted, soft in the head, dumb. To be "not all there."

John is a very bright person!

You think so? To me, he seems to salt both sides of the pretzel.

by uhqfuhasdasdfh February 8, 2010

pimp salted

making the jesture of sprinkling salt on another human being for being just to lame or ignorant

"man i banged my girl friend so good today, it was for a whole seven minutes" = pimp salted

by Los papi May 21, 2011