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Definitions by Burdensomeknowing

Bitch pockets

Any style of women’s clothing would likely qualify as being equipped with bitch pockets.

Any sized pocket made purely for show & clearly not intended to be used for their intended purpose (as a pocket)
Here I need you to hold on to this stuff, all I’ve got are bitch pockets in this outfit.
To the best of my knowledge, the phrase was originally intended to convey a profound sense of hatred.

As “So much hate” that is However, until it had since evolved into a colloquial expression used to express disapproval or to dismiss something as insignificant. (Shake my head)

The reason behind this change is unclear, but it is likely unrelated to the song “shake it off” we’re going to assume is merely a coincidence - for legal reasons.

Works either way though, frame it as though you’ve just lost faith in humanity for a split second, at the audacity you’ve just witnessed.

A particular level of my gawd, senator!

A politician looking over their spectacles in a hearing.
signifying witnessing a profound sheer grotesque unadulterated type of audacity.

Like something you might encounter in the ocean.. not here, on land.
Smh: my dog died, I’m pretty sure it was because of the war on terror. *cough and drugs, that’s why I voted for trump, can you wait until America gets to be great again, brother?

They’ll say it’ll be any day now.

Someone: 🤨🤦 ♂️ *Witnissing that which is so alien deep-sea-level soul crushingly stoopid that it shouldn't even be possible in the open air.

Smh: it’s just because he cares about merica so gawd damn much, oh let me guess, he’s not your president? We’ll get over it commie, my president built us a wall to keep your deranged agendas out! Smh…
Smh by Burdensomeknowing April 5, 2026

projectionist

An individual who projects their own personal shortcomings and/or toxic traits onto others to such an extent that it appears as though they genuinely believe it themselves.
Projectionist - Why do people make fun of a flat earther while they can't obviously provide any proof of a globe?

*whispers - because they can..
projectionist by Burdensomeknowing February 13, 2026
Greeting shouted at a majestically overweight individual who somehow has more friends on his barstool than you do in your entire life. Usually lives at undisclosed part of Boston in a bar that may or may not exist outside of reruns often filmed in front of a live audience, during the eighties/early nineties until the ratings could no longer justify carrying what had clearly run its course for quite sometime prior to having gone the way of old yeller.
*walks in the bar

Everyone: Norm!

Then almost no one ever speaks to him
Norm! by Burdensomeknowing December 20, 2025

Salt the earth

A practice in ancient warfare where conquerors would deliberately spread salt over the lands of a defeated enemy, rendering the soil infertile and unsuitable for farming.

While traditionally intended to refer to someone who is genuine, trustworthy, and of great worth or reliability more accurately describes one who is nothing but a toxic individual.
I noticed having you in my life was to salt the earth
piece of sht two faced troll who has no personality or identity beyond that which is nasty & ugly. Brought on by an unwillingness or inability to have simply overcome their own gawd damn insecurities. Choosing instead to become so warped they decided they had enemies that were fabricated from the mess of a man this unfortunate individual represents merely the shell of to this day. May seem plenty happy, just know if he’s Around 5 ft and gives you the vibe, this individual is almost certainly dead on the inside. You can tell from the rot.
Remember cody?

Yeh, shame he turned out to be such a toxic person

Well that’s what happens when you’re a pos, must suck to suck.

Yeh, I’d imagine
Cody by Burdensomeknowing October 17, 2025

Crash Out 

I’m running on fumes, need to crash out soon
Crash Out by Burdensomeknowing June 21, 2025