Club Sandwich

When a pair of breasts have sagged to the point that you can fornicate with both the breasts and vagina at once. Depending upon the age of the 'sandwich meat', you may be able to introduce a prolapsed or distended anus as another condiment, thus making a Club Deluxe Sandwich. Most sandwiches come 'sans mayo' but that, being the point in engaging in said activity, is usually easily remedied with a quick glazing.

"Slide that diaper down real slow, put the walker over there. I'll plug in your Rascal... there. Now lets touch your toes and have a Club Sandwich."

by BlackTunaMan November 27, 2011

Hairy Sandwich

when your ass-hairs get gunky from shit after eating a meatball sub

damnit bro, i know that was a bad idea, i have such a hairy sandwich right now.

by Mastah Snatcha June 11, 2011

lip sandwich

When 2 women give a man oral sex at the same time, while the womens lips are touching over the mans penis as he move it in and out, or as the 2 woman move there head up and down the shaft.

I got a lip sandwich from Becky & Tina last night!!

by Steve Dempsey December 14, 2008

Crap Sandwich

Nothing but pure crap (excrement) spread (hidden) between two pieces of tasty sliced bread (book cover).

That 700 billion dollar banking institution congressional bailout plan is a crap sandwich; we're gonna be forced to eat it too.

by fivetears January 13, 2009

Cucumber Sandwich

A new sexual position where the male wraps the females vaginal lips around his penis and repeatedly thrusts and mates with the lips until he cums. The womans vagina is sometimes called a ham sandwich, if you take out the ham and put a penis, it represents a cucumber sandwich of cucumber, bread, and mayonaisse. Thus the name cucumber sandwich.

Boy 1: Hey did you hear? Angelina got cucumber sandwiched by Brad.
Boy 2: I've always wanted to try that with a girl.

by da bae February 21, 2015

cuban sandwich

A sandwich, most popular from Tampa, Florida and farther south, made with ham, salami, proscuittini and swiss cheese which is pressed on a sandwich roll, then dressed with mustard and pickles.

On our vacation to Florida, we ate the best cuban sandwiches.

by Bob Noxious November 28, 2003

Butt Sandwich

When someone sets their butt on something, such as a TV remote and gets it stuck between their butt crack.

Brian: Yo, Dan nice butt sandwich.

Dan: Oh fuck! I sat on the remote again didn't I? I knew my ass felt weird.

by nateman89 March 4, 2011