grumble pants

An otherwise cute person pretending to be an asshole.

"Claire, stop being such a grumble pants"

grumble pants by tom December 25, 2004

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titty pants

when your titties sag so low they touch and/or need to be tucked into your pants.

it's pretty windy out, good thing she's got her titty pants on... don't want that shit blowing away.

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Socks...... pants for the feet.... dumbass.

"Come on we are going to be late."

"One sec I just have to get on foot pants."

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A variation on sad panda. When you're so sad, you need an inanimate object to describe the depths of your despair.

Tia: "I can't believe we missed our flight!"

Kai: "Sad pants."

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Farty pants are pants that are soiled with the smell of farts.

I think my girlfriend has farty pants because I smell farts when she takes off her pants.

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the most amazing song ever.
used as a very sexual joke.
great for sexy parties
best friends jizz their pants for each other

*friend air humps*
tommy: dammit you made me jizz my pants!
sally: not my fault im too sexy

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An immature term, in which you say when your in an odd period of time.

Or you can begin with "your mom"

A:Please remain seated while the bus is in motion
B:Please remain seated while your mom is in motion, in my pants.

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