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Shit-tastic

An adjective that describes a situation that is fantastically shitty. It is the shitty version of a fantastic situation.
your bro- "Dude i just saw your girlfriend blowing your boss."

you- "Well isnt that Shit-tastic!
by Thenikowith1k March 29, 2011
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booty shit

When something is absolutely absurd and there is no reasoning behind it.
My bank is charging me for using an ATM; that's some booty shit.
by Sunflower226 October 24, 2017
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shit page

A stupid definition for trash account that Hanna just made up on the spot
"Was it on her shit page?"

"Hanna, what the fuck is a shit page?"
by Paul Nosylla February 20, 2017
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halloween shit

A deuce in whereby the process of wiping takes longer than the deuce itself. Typically characterized by a soft and/or mushy texture that takes 15 wipes or more. Usually have to wipe until pure exhaustion/frustration kicks in, or until there is no more toilet paper left.

The opposite of a Christmas Shit, whereby it's only necessary to wipe once or perhaps twice, absolute max, until you're clean as a whistle.
Mike: Bro, what the hell took you so long in there, we just missed our flight!
George: Sorry, my guy. It was a Halloween shit.

Mike: Damn, that's wild, G. Hope you're feeling better at least. Sucks we can't go to Mexico anymore, though.
George: Don't stress, Holmes. There's always next year.
Mike: Major facts!
by JoeMama1247 March 15, 2022
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violent shitting

1. The type of bowel movement characterized by extreme noise, wetness, and unbelievable amounts of excrement in a ferocious, high-velocity manner.

2. All of the aforementioned symptoms present, the type of bowel movement that causes one to grunt or yell out in a violent manner, misleading bystanders outside the door or passer-by's to believe you are being murdered or murdering someone in the bathroom with said movement.
Violent shitting makes me so embarrassed when I walk out of the bathroom.
by Warmach21 January 8, 2016
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Ma Shit

A term in ebonics (ignore occasional wiggers) in reference to a male sexual organ.
Jerome said to that over-used hoe: DON'T TOUCH "MA SHIT" YO!
by MandingoTrump September 5, 2018
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Mummy Shit

After taking a painful shit you end up walking like a mummy and/or zombie in order to not upset your asshole.
Wife: Are you okay dear?

Typical guy/husband: Yeah but I just took a big Mummy Shit and it hurts so bad!

Wife: Pig.
by AzzaCadabra October 30, 2010
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