Pulling a Molly

Purchasing clothing, shoes, and other sundry items with the expressed intent of using them once or twice and then returning them for a full refund.

How much did you spend on that new dress? Don't sweat it, I'm keeping the tags on it and pulling a molly by returning it after I wear it few times.

by Something Cryptic February 23, 2023

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Pull a Bueller

To make yourself absent from an event.

Mike: "Yo man I wanna go to this party but my mom wants me to go to my grandmothers funeral."

Matt: "Dude just pull a Bueller."

by Rudeboiiiiii September 10, 2009

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snake pull

To masturbate a penis. This can include a male jerking it or a female giving a male a hand job.

1. I think I am going to go on the internet and perform a snake pull. 2. I think it is time for a snake pull.

by midwolf January 10, 2010

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Pulling a Shinjo

When you're trying everything in your power to NOT have sex.

Girl that has a crush on you:"I've been thinking about you all day haha, I even think about you whenever i'm masturbating LOL. Hey I am single by the way, I split up! Don't even know why :P w-wanna go out sometime?"

Shinjo:"I gotta practice my mario sunshine speedrun. Some other time maybe"

Shinjo later that day:"Guys I am starting to think of a possibility that this girl in my class might want something from me."

Friends:"He's pulling a shinjo again..."

by Sanosai January 23, 2019

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Pull a Craig

Getting drunk off 19 beers and smoking 2 cartons of cigarettes while debating everyone that you are correct and they are all idiots at the same time plotting how to get the fat girl back to your filthy flat that has enough pubes on the toilet you can't flush in fear of it clogging.

Hung over at work today because cuz I Pull a Craig last night and now I need some anti itch cream.

by MadTrad February 23, 2022

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