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cell phone warrior

Person who, typically while driving, calls 911 for someone minding their own business on the side of the road typically asleep. See also cell phone hero.
"Hi did you call 911." "What?! Man I was just asleep." "God damn cell phone warrior!"
by Walker00791 August 16, 2017
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Reunion phone call

A special phone call made to remember old friends, penfriend, family and other folks.

A call made to remember all the folks you know when it's been a long time since you spoke to them.
Hope - B: Damn, it's been long time since I heard from my family and friends...

Cash hurt: Man, why don't you just make a reunion phone call to get through em...
by M. V Kalum July 3, 2018
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Russian Pay Phone

The act of violently ramming large anal beads into someone’s anus and listening to their screams.
Sarah’s a fucking freak bro. She once had me give her the ol’ Russian Pay Phone. It got me rock hard and upset me deeply.
by ChayneRex August 18, 2018
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Lost Phone Syndrome

A serious but temporary condition that occurs when your misfortune enough to lose, misplace or have your phone stolen...
It is rooted in the fear that someone will see whats on your phone...
Physical illness will occur if your phone is not locked...

***Symptoms include : paranoia, anxiety, irrational talking to yourself and lots of erratic searching ...
The condition is 100% curable when you either locate your phone or turn your phone off ...
Billy : Why is Johnny panicking and ripping everything out of his car?
Jimmy : Dude he has "Lost Phone Syndrome" he cant find his phone,do not approach him, you don't wanna know what kind of fucked up shit is downloaded on there..
Billy : Is his phone locked ?
Jimmy : Nope, he is totally fucked !!
by Stains and Smears February 11, 2019
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Phone you up

1. To call someone on their landline.

2. To vigorously hit someone with the handle of a landline phone.

3 . To insert a phone into ones anus and it repeatedly “butt dial” someone.
1. Jimmy said, “Hey hoe, I will phone you up tomorrow at 4:20”, but i have no landline phone. DTF, WTF. 😟.

2. Timmy phoned me up all day Thursday when going to prison. I could hear the law say, “ Squat and cough” like it was in stereo.😲.
by BlondeSkurch May 20, 2019
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always on your phone

A phrase usually used by a fuckwit
You're always on your phone, the other person replies with, you're a fuckwit
by ThermalThrottle June 16, 2017
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Bed phone numb

When you lay in your bed on your back and eventually your arms go numb so you turn over to your side.
Jill: Hey why did it take you so long to text me back?
Sam: Sorry, I got bed phone numb
by zestytacolol June 11, 2016
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