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Bed phone numb

When you lay in your bed on your back and eventually your arms go numb so you turn over to your side.

Jill: Hey why did it take you so long to text me back?
Sam: Sorry, I got bed phone numb

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When someone could be of either gender and you don't know which it is.

Stacie: Umm, I can't tell, are they a man or a woman?
Jessica: Hmm, I don't know. Must be a shehim

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