A phrase one utters ( in the style of a snooker referee) when hearing a particularly loud trouser cough
Example
Jimmy White: Parp! ( drops guts)
Snooker referee: Foul and a miss. Alex Higgins, four. Now let’s get some windows open, Jimmy has been on the pickled herring and Guinness all weekend.
Jimmy White: Parp! ( drops guts)
Snooker referee: Foul and a miss. Alex Higgins, four. Now let’s get some windows open, Jimmy has been on the pickled herring and Guinness all weekend.
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