Emma's Law

The scientific law that states girls can not win at beer pong, unless partnered with a male.

Originally named after Emma Johnson, a girl who played several recorded games of beer pong from 2001-2008 without one girls only victory.

Sally: I'm gonna kick your ass at beer pong tonight!
Brian: Yea and E=Mc^3! Its called Emma's law... read a book.

by Brosieden May 9, 2013

MeatCanyon's Law

The law that if a character isn't drawn completely disfigured in a MeatCanyon animation, something bad will happen to them.

"You remember what happened to Peppa Pig's family in the MeatCanyon animation parody? Brutal..."
"MeatCanyon's Law 🗿"

by Afro-Chan July 6, 2023

hoe in law

when your brother in law acts like a hoe you can call him hoe in law instead

my hoe in law just went from 29 encounters to 30

by blancadillo April 4, 2023

O'Connors Law

The vigorously a reporter searches for a certin story, or a certain conclusion in a story, the higher the chance is that they will believe the most outrages lies put forth during the so-called investigation.

Wow, this article is really biased and the source is clearly lying, must be O'Connors law...

by hasábburgonya May 14, 2015

Hate law

I law that is passed and enforced against a group of people by a society because of its hatred of them. For example Jim crow laws ( laws against black people in the south) and the laws against gays were hate laws.

Its nothing but a hate law.

by leonardo draculay April 6, 2019

charlenes law

The law of nature that states it's easy to find a guy to fuck YOU

But exponentially harder to find one willing to keep and support you

He likes having SEX and you pay for the room ?? Wow that's a shocker He lives by charlenes law

by Wyldstallyn May 21, 2017

Medill's Law

Never let a sickness or ailment get in the way of seeing a bird.

Person 1: Hey bro I'm feeling sick as a dog, don't know if I can go see this chick tonight.
Person 2: Medill's Law bro

by SweetDaddyD April 13, 2019