coffee jizz

The foam that sticks to your upper lip and nose after drinking coffee with foam out of an open topped cup or mug.

dude, can you grab me a napkin so I can wipe this coffee jizz of my lip?

by Zmobie December 12, 2008

The Jizz

When beautiful celebrities such as Kris Allen, Jon Knight, and Kristen Stewart get together for a sexy explosion.

A: Would you have a threesome with Jon Knight and Kristen Stewart?
B: Yea, that'd be the jizz!!

by chasingbrucelee April 29, 2009

Gayer than jizz on a mustache

really really extremely gay

dude, watching dancing with the stars is gayer than jizz on a mustache

by vooks November 4, 2008

rainbow jizz

Rainbow jizz was originally thought up to be the coolest thing ever,
and to outdo purple jizz.
It is often used to burn someone really bad, but can also be used as a complement.
If you're trying to pick a chick, it works pretty well, also.

burn:
Gina:"how about that guy?"
Kaila:"ewww! Fuck no, i wouldn't fuck that guy if he had rainbow jizz."

Complement:
Gina:"What about him?"
Kaila:"Oh he's so hot, he's better than rainbow jizz."

As a pick up:
Micheal:"hey."
Kaila:"eww."
Micheal:"I jizz rainbows."
And the babymaking begins

by dinosaursgorawr March 9, 2008

Typo Jizz

When your in a chat room/messenger and you spell something wrong multiple times after pressing "Enter". Happens many times till you get frustrated and start typing slowly.

iluvtypoz: hey what was the spanish jpmewok?
iluvtypoz: homeowkr*
iluvtypoz: hmeowork*
iluvtypoz:!!!!!
iluvtypoz: HOMEWORK.

joeysayzlol: You totally just typo jizzed.

by PineappleDucki June 7, 2009

Skittle Jizz

The juice that comes from chewing a mouth full of skittles.

I coughed up a lung because all that Skittle jizz running down my throat.

by Kid_Wicked April 23, 2009

kensington jizz rag

A pair of Old Navy cargo pants.

Yoooo! The Eagles just signed Nnamimnidi Asoumoughoua!!! I creamed so hard my cargo pants turned into a kensington jizz rag!

by boss hamilton January 11, 2012