instacon

Profile picture for Instagram.

Person A : "Hey, your instacon is da bomb.
Person B : "Thanks man, yours too"

by killjoymsfts October 21, 2015

instagrapple

When shit goes down in the comments section of your Instagram photos

Damn, I really wish stardust1738 would stop leaving Instagrapple comments on all my photos!

by squidneyshark November 5, 2015

Instagram Identity Crisis (I.I.C)

When you don't post on Instagram for long periods of time or constantly post and delete pictures because they don't go with your feed. Or you don't know what your next Instagram theme is gonna be.

Jack: I went with a black and white theme for insta because I'm going through an Instagram Identity Crisis (I.I.C) and can't think of a new aesthetic

by thatsochocolate January 21, 2016

instagram goober

Also known as Instagram fuck boys, post inspirational quotes or usually post something similar to the girl they trying to Holla atropine she slides in his DM's.

William is a straight Instagram goober bruh.

by ispeaktruths213 April 16, 2016

instant chubby

An errection.

That body stocking i bought worked a treat! It gave my husband an instant chubby!

by Blinx.1989 April 17, 2016

instashade

When you don't like an Instagram because they have already received "enough" likes. Their Instagram post is not worthy of your like. You have no more "likes" to give.

Johnny was scrolling through Instagram and realized Sally had a picture of the sky posted, with an ominous cloud. He thinks, I could have watched this on the weather channel and she has already received 89 likes, does she really need 90? Johnny throws Instashade and scrolls past, a sly smile across his face as he judges the next post.

by Ryno13 October 13, 2016

instafficial

A couple who are take photos calling each other bae and act like a couple (in most cases they're fake)

OMG JESSICA, FARRAH AND BRENDON JUST POSTED A PHOTO OF THEIR SHOES NEXT TO EACHOTHER THEYRE SO INSTAFFICIAL. UGH THEY'RE GOALS AF

by CENTERVILLEANDHORNERALEMAN September 16, 2016