Human Whack-a-mole

Action taken where the recipient of cullilingus punches the giver in the face when they come up for air and ruin the moment.

Two guys at a gym:
Hey Joe, why so many aerobics classes?
I really need to work on my VO2 max.
OK, how'd you get the shiner?

Jill and I were doooin it. When I came up for air, Jill let go of my ears and smaked me one, it was like being in a human whack-a-mole game.

by flacido domingo May 31, 2009

Human Suitcase

When you dress a midget on roller skates in all of your clothes and drag them through the airport with a leash

What did you get for Valentine's day? Oh, just this kickass Italian human suitcase

by Deutsch Bag March 3, 2011

Human Puppet

The act of sticking your Fist up your partners ass, then moving your fingers to hit the right nerves to make them do whatever you choose to do with them.

Nate,"Man, i had the craziest time with Cush last night."

Doc," What do you mean?"

Nate," Well we got drunk and i did the Human Puppet to his ass."

by Doc Warren July 1, 2010

Human Hole Products

A term used for what comes out of a person's orfices.

I left quite a bit of my human hole products in the toilet.

by Human Hole Products September 6, 2005

W human

In order to be a w human you have to be named Kevin and not Aaliyah

In order to be a w human you have to be named Kevin

by K3v1n is goated October 12, 2021

Human land shark

A sexual position that must be done on hardwood floor. You bend your girl over across the room then you go on the other side get a running start and slide into that pussy and a happy ending.

like losin your virginity or breking your dick. The human land shark

by thelegacy November 20, 2007

Human Parking Cone

Its where two jacked midgets paint themselves orange and you have to parallel park between them.

There are also human parking cones.

by snl909 December 14, 2010