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Prison horny

I haven't fucked in so long mannn I'm prison horny!
by Prison Pete October 17, 2022
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Horny Outside

Generally prefaced with an adjective such as "Super" or a derision like "Totally not" to describe the weather.
IE: Hunter says, "Yo it's super Horny Outside" to speak to the fact that the spring weather is very pleasant

in another example Wes says, "Bro it's Madd ED out here" to indicate that the weather is not horny and is in fact negatively impacting everyone's good time

There is of course degrees of how horny it is outside and everyone is entitled to their own preference. from people surveyed it was however generally recognized that when those flowers be poppin that -ussy be droppin
by ARTFLDDGR March 31, 2024
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Anti-Horny day

A day that occurs one week after horny day. People irl have the right to insult horny people, and discord moderators have the right to mute horny people, even if it's not in the rules.
Guy A: Ugh you didn't give me your nudes!!!!
Girl: What the fuck man.
Guy B: ?mute @retard being a horny fuck.
Girl: Hooray for Anti-Horny day!
by Ashcool April 16, 2021
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Horny Police

These are the police responsible for bringing horny people into the system. Without them... the world would be filled with horny peverts.

Wait.
Tom: I heard Ted got caught looking at Sakura's boobies! He was caught by the horny police!
John: OH NO I SIMPED FOR BELLE DELPHINE IM GONNA GO TO HORNY JAIL!
(SEE HORNY JAIL!
by SomeMoronThatIsDumb April 4, 2023
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Horny hippo

a weird fat chick with big teeth and is probably a bit trashy, who isn't getting laid
Shit man Brooke won't stop being a Horny hippo today
by midget pony 69 January 31, 2021
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Horny Psychosis

Being so horny and hypersexual that one becomes delusionally perverse and "erotomanic" (sometimes "dangerously") that when they sexually harass someone that the person the harass likes and/or wants it. Someone who is Psychotically Horny wil also masturbate to things they nornally wouldn't and would possibly find degenerate when they are lucid. Horny Psychosis can typically be allieviated by orgasm where one becomes more lucid of one's mistake, but does not automatically mean they are more sane.

There are no precise numbers to who is more affected, but since hypersexuallity is more common among biological men they are probably more affected than women biological (im not being sexist look it up). Men who are more likely to be more affected are basement dwelling degenerates and neckbeards, people with certain types of mental illnessess (such as a someone with an impulse control disorder, bipolar patients in a manic state, and someone with a (psycho)sexual disorder and more ) and repeat sexual offenders. For women it's more common among neurotic and emotinally unstable and/or sociopathic women and women with the same types of mental disorders as described above for men and also repeat sexual offenders.
1. Girl 1: That creepy guy kept stalking me, i
hate it.

Girl 2: Eww yeah, he's such a creep, he must have: Horny Psychosis.

2. Guy 1: That crazy bitch that i fucked is stil trying to get me to get together with her and wanting me to fuck her but when i say no she fucking screams at me and calling me shit.

2. Guy 2: Yeah that sucks man, she must have: Horny Psychosis.
by Dr Sex M.D. Fucking Psychiatry November 1, 2023
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horny hygeine

When you get horny when hygeinic tasks are done e.g having a shower
Did you see George the other day, he got a boner when he was washing his hands he has horny hygeine
by KPG123 April 8, 2016
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