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head fart 

Acting on an idea haphazardly and turns out to have awful consequences, to then relegate the idea as a head fart. It is a matter of leadership that head farts are not perused. Acting without care and throwing caution to the wind is "reckless." It describes behavior that is careless or heedless of consequences, often requiring unnecessary risks, disregarding potential dangers and taking on unacceptable losses. When people venture into these bad decisions that they realize afterward they should not have, they label the idea a head fart or brand someone else's idea as a head fart.
They have leadership by the tyrants for the tyrants, while we have leadership by head farts.

The head fart which is invading Ukraine, maybe so-and-so had a head fart.
head fart by WhateverJack March 7, 2023
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Head-Canon 

Not necessarily canon, but canon in your own perspective. Your own alternate perspective of what’s canon.
In my head-canon, Mario in the original Donkey Kong games from the early ‘80s is actually the father of Mario and Luigi. That Pauline is probably a different Pauline. Maybe it’s modern Pauline’s mother. The second Mario in Donkey Kong Jr. is Mario and Luigi’s random uncle.
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Head shot 

An unorthodox way to put the ball in the basket by bouncing it off a guys head.
The Warriors hate that the Kings aren't afraid to attempt head shots off their players, because they are such a conventional minded team, they live to shoot 3's and all else is secondary.
Head shot by Snowboy Jr. April 23, 2023

Head Rooster 

Head Rooster by Kitty 312 April 29, 2023

Head getter 

A head getter is a individual that has one goal and that is to get head at least 3 time during the week and both weekend days
Man Adam Zapel is such a head getter! he gets that dome lickadee split
A term used to describe the feeling when you are so utterly obsessed with someone that you are basically up their ass, otherwise known as head ass.
"Rachel and Michele are so head ass for each other, both their lock screens are pictures of each other."

"I put on a full face of makeup just to reply to the girl I'm talking to snapchat, such head ass behavior."
Head ass by I<3mygirlfriend June 15, 2023

Head Standing Up 

When you get head while on someones shoudlers while they are standing up.
Hailey: I want Head Standing Up
Emma: STOP
Sam: WTF hornball