left handed devil worshiper

An individual who writes or operates with their left hand, and subsequently worships Satan.

Do we have any left handed devil worshipers in the room

by i don't like usernames March 22, 2017

monster-handle

To inflict pain and devastation at a level far greater than being man-handled.

Did you see the "Monster Among Men" Braun Strowman monster-handle Brock Lesnar?

by GLT75 August 26, 2017

crutch handle

When you kick a girl on her shin so hard she grabs onto your dick for support

I gave this fat chick a crutch handle and that’s how my dick is broken

by Penisface1999 January 10, 2018

one-handed tumble

Using one hand to scroll through pornography on Tumblr while using the other hand to manually stimulate the genitals.

The One-Handed Tumble is my favorite way to unwind before bedtime.

by TastyManBeef November 9, 2017

Harold Handelmann

Sometimes a guy's best friend, sometimes his only friend. Almost always in competition with his neighbor Lefty Lubbercock. Known to his buddies as Harry Hand at all circle parties.

The air was cold around his date at the Hawaiian summer luau . He was happy to meet up with Harold Handelmann soom after he dropped her off at her parents place.

by DafunkyWERDman May 20, 2018

Retard Handle

The plastic knob put in the back of cellphones, so you dont drop and break your 5th iPhone, this year.

I got tired of buying Gina a new phone every time she got drunk, dropped it and broke it. So I bought her a retard handle

by Ninja Nerd Warrior May 23, 2018

Slippery Handle

A sexual maneuver involving two men. The first man masturbates and ejaculates onto the penis of the second man. The second man then masturbates to completion using the first man's ejaculate as a lubricant.

I always knew Tad and Steven were close, but I heard they took their friendship to a new level when Tad gave Steven a Slippery Handle at Kylie's party last weekend.

by terminator2ismyjam June 3, 2018