Flying Tampon

1. A creative way of referring to someone as being any of the following: greedy, a douche, a greedy douche, ugly, ginger, or an over all moron.
2. A large flying pale white reptile whose face is deep red, resembling a used tampon.

"stop hogging the seat you flying tampon"

"Oh my god, that man's dog was just carried off by a flying tampon"

by swerty35 April 11, 2010

Flying monkey's chuff nut

refers to a furry appendage of the simian family, to be used as an expression of indifference or an absence of concern.

i.e. 'I couldn't give a "Flying monkey's chuff nut" what you think'

by pinkcity November 17, 2010

Flong

A penis that is extremely long and with less width than average.
(Fucking + Long = Flong)

Wow! Brad has a Flong dick eh guys?

by Coope January 4, 2015

Flying Monkey

Members of a degenerate Sub-Saharan origin/diaspora , involved in feces throwing and public brawls usually at the Miami airport.

Those fucking FLYING MONKEYS delayed the flight take-off again due to their poo flinging.

by monky manager May 28, 2021

Flying Spaghetti Monster

This involes a man in a mario costume tea bagging a blonde while pouring tomato sauce over himself and her hair, she then promply procedes to lick every last drop of his genitals.

P.S.

you're on an airplane.

Marc gave Tiffany a flying spaghetti monster while over Rome.

by westsiiiiiiiiiiiiide September 14, 2010

flong

Originates from North London as a
description of a particular amount of time.
ie 'For a long time'

I've been gone flong time

by Dundas April 17, 2004

flinger

The little skin tag that grows underneath your armpit

I flicked his flinger

by Rod Lantz November 26, 2003