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Facebook fascist

n. A person who feels a keen sense of moral outrage when they see Facebook statuses of other people which they deem to be unworthy of their attention.

Such people will often then (some might say ironically) post Facebook statuses expressing their contempt.
Person A: YAY SNOW! Back to bed for me then :D (24 likes)

Person B : Woo it's snowing! (12 likes)

Facebook fascist X: LAIK OMG GUYZ ITZ ONLY SNOW, ITZ NOT LIKE WE DIDN'T SEE IT WHEN IT SNOWED 5 YRS AGO SO WOULD EVERYONE CALM THE FUCK DOWN WITH THE SNOW STATUSES, YOU'RE TOTALLY SHITTING ALL OVER MY NEWS FEED WITH YOUR INANE BABBLE. (0 likes)
by Mpaper August 7, 2011
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Facebook Consolidation

Closing all of your excess Facebook tabs, so you just have one left.
Person 1: Why are you closing all your tabs?
Person 2: I'm doing some Facebook Consolidation.
by Eadinator October 18, 2011
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Facebook Grenade

A person that is not your significant other that you are friends with on Facebook that is always liking/commenting on everything that you write regardless of if it is something that they find amusing or interesting. Originated by Steven Garcia
Man I got this Facebook Grenade that has been liking and commenting on everything that I put on Facebook!
by lilg210 October 27, 2011
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facebook kidfacer

The act of using your childs picture for your Facebook profile picture. Usually because you are too old or too ugly to use your own.
How does your old friend look on facebook?
I don't know, he has his kid's picture up for his avatar.
Oh man, he's a "facebook kidfacer."
by icehause August 23, 2011
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Facebook Dip

When ur on facebook and someone who always messages you that u dont want to talk to signs in and u sign out real quick before he/she gets a chance to start talking to u
"Fuck, Nicky just signed in, she always wants to talk about pointless shit, im too hung over for this shit"

"Quick dude, just facebook dip before she says anything"

"Alright, PEACE bitch!!!!!!"
(signs out)
by Ya buudddddy!!! September 13, 2011
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Facebook Terrorist

A particular person on Facebook that "blows up" your news feed.
Girl: "Will you please stop with all these notifications? You're blowing up my news feed!"

Other Girl: "I'm a Facebook Terrorist!"
by C-Swag September 26, 2011
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Facebook curse

When a couple becomes Facebook official their relationship is suddenly plagued with problems and eventually ends.

In most cases it causes the girl to overlook the potential of their relationship and start questioning things that really are non-existent issues.
did you hear about Liza and Andy they went Facebook official? yeah I did they broke up last week. Damn another case of the facebook curse
by seymourbutts504 July 25, 2017
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