Chocolate Napkin

When you consume a napkin and shit it out and dig it out of your shit. Then you hang it on your wall as a trophy for your achievement.

Hey mom, look at my chocolate napkin!
Dammit Jimmy! AGAIN!

by Fuckmeeeintheass69 June 1, 2019

Hot Chocolate

Also known as heaven these incredible drinks of melted chocolate goodness make everything better. Best if served with a marshmellow in winter but perfect all year round they are absolutely incredible. Can buy them everywhere from school canteen's to the convience stores around the corner to school to uber eats to cafes and to at home. they are incredible and so easy to love but you cannot be addicted to them.

'Man, she loves hot chocolate so much!'
I mean it's easy to fall in love with something that's just like heaven.'

by hot chocolate lover June 2, 2019

Chocolate Laser

When you can shit through the eye of a needle, a projectile shit that’s very thin

I had a mean balti last night, I had a chocolate laser straight after. My ring piece was killing

by ThePornStarChild October 6, 2019

Chocolate Smirnoff

When you’re girlfriend suggests anal for the first time, then farts out a Smirnoff Ice and you have to chug it on your knees.

Bro, I thought I was she was going to let me do anal, and she pulled a Chocolate Smirnoff out of her ass!

by Dchand1 August 3, 2019

Chocolate milk

The most amazing drink ever like if you hate chocolate milk (；ಠ⌓ಠ)

Chocolate milk is the bes

by Lynn the potato August 9, 2019

Chocolate Knuckles

When you’re 2-3 fingers deep in your partners bootyhole and a little shit comes out and runs down your hand.

“ I finger banged her ass so hard I got chocolate knuckles.”

by knasty13 May 18, 2018

Chocolate milk

Chocolatey perfection. Chocolate milk is the best thing you will ever drink in your entire life. If you are as unlucky enough to not have tried it yet, go ahead, do it. You will LOVE it.

Guy: hey, have you tried chocolate milk yet?
Guy 2: no, why?
Guy: because it’s the best!

by Jhahhwbs May 22, 2018