chocolate soil

Chocolate soil: Noun

When your ex comes in the room and you sh*t yourself.

Oh no! I've just made some chocolate soil and it ain't smelling good!

by InappropriateTankToad November 22, 2016

Hot Chocolate

Also known as heaven these incredible drinks of melted chocolate goodness make everything better. Best if served with a marshmellow in winter but perfect all year round they are absolutely incredible. Can buy them everywhere from school canteen's to the convience stores around the corner to school to uber eats to cafes and to at home. they are incredible and so easy to love but you cannot be addicted to them.

'Man, she loves hot chocolate so much!'
I mean it's easy to fall in love with something that's just like heaven.'

by hot chocolate lover June 2, 2019

Chocolate Silk

Dark skinned girl whose skin is not ashy and has no blemishes what-so-ever. Very soft to the touch and looks like chocolate silk.

Her skin is so healthy looking. I bet it feels like chocolate silk.

by GBooty5 April 14, 2014

chocolate puncher

archaic /early 70's:- one who does or may indulge in sodomy /maybe fisting.

The way he eyes up other guys makes me think he may be a chocolate puncher.

by rburger February 5, 2012

pump chocolate

to defecate; especially really quickly or in large quantities

I got to run. Where is the john? I need to pump chocolate bad!

by Drewcik October 10, 2015

Chocolate Waldo

Taking a shit secretly on a plate and hiding it in the trash leaving everyone trying to figure out where the shitty smell is coming from

Why does the bus smell so fucking bad? I bet someone left a Chocolate Waldo!

by SizedoubleH January 3, 2017

chocolate shop

Dirty Anal Sex is a trip to the Chocolate Shop!

Dude I took a trip to the Chocolate Shop last night! Totally had to shower after that shit.

by Big Brother you never wanted June 18, 2014