Trash can Jenga 

A game played by roomates, whereby laziness and negligence allow the trash to get stacked so high that both parties come to an agreement the person who makes the pile fall over must take the trash out

Tension was high as Paul and Larry played Trash Can jenga. Larry set the empty hot pocket box on top of the already shakey pile of keystone light cans.

Trash can Jenga by ezekiel1600 January 16, 2010

Brass Can

A brass can is when you are embarrassed by something. Basicly the teuchter version of brass neck or red neck.

Term made famous by #1 Teuchter Adam Munro

AYE SHE OFFERED ME A GOBBLE AND I HIT A PURE BRASS CAN

Brass Can by Gordon The Pirate July 7, 2011

alpo can 

Euphemism for a thick penis.

I accidentally cleaved my wife in two last night with my Alpo can.

alpo can by Zildor December 8, 2015

You Can Stop Worrying About Grenades Now 

The words of the German Operator Jäger as he places his Active Defense System.

Jäger: YOU CAN STOP WORRYING ABOUT GRENADES NOW!!
Everyone else on defense: Holy shit calm your self Jäger.

You Can Stop Worrying About Grenades Now by ItzaChaoza June 19, 2018

so easy a caveman can do it 

Sarah Palin
Katy Perry
Ke$ha
Bristol Palin
Your Mom
Taylor Swift
Justin Bieber
George Bush
J WOW
Snooki
The Kardashians
and Princess Daisy.

Snooki is so easy a caveman can do it.

so easy a caveman can do it by Everything you're not! January 11, 2011

I’ve farted and I can’t get up! 

When a person is so old and so powerfully flatulent that it knocks them on their ass and they can’t get up.

This is a most pathetic scenario, I’ve farted and I can’t get up!

I’ve farted and I can’t get up! by Dr Bunnygirl April 30, 2020

I can't work under these conditions 

Sarcastic phrase used to evoke the image of a high-strung actor or other professional who refuses to continue to work because of some trivial issue. Although the phrase sounds like a serious complaint, its familiarity as a meme or catch-phrase can actually be used to diffuse or lessen the impact of a minor issue that a group of people are unhappy about. Frequently used among theater types or other performers both in and out of the theatrical context.

Person 1: "Hey, we've got coffee, but only French Roast. We're out of Hazelnut."

Person 2, responding, perhaps throwing up their hands: "I can't work under these conditions!"

All: Laughter.

I can't work under these conditions by beagley May 20, 2009