cokespiracy

when you go out to some form of social gathering and everybody is on gear but you / u and who you are with

“last night was cokespiracy, Nobody was blinking.”

“everybody was talking at me, it was cokespiracy”

“none of them left till five am despite there being no music on and the lights all off it was cokespiracy”

cokespiracy by Cokespiracy December 19, 2025

Cokecocktail

Cokecocktail (or Boogersugarbackwardsboner) is the name of a condition rarely contracted by an adult male that has ingested such copious amounts of cocaine that his penis shrinks into the negative length range.
This effectively causes the penis to retract, and if the dire warning, as indicated by the initial retraction, isn't heeded; the penis eventually retracts to such a degree that it reaches, and eventually emerges from, the male's anus.

Dudebro 1: "Hey, man, have another line, bro!"
Male with sudden onset cokecocktail: "Dude, bro! I shouldn't... Imma be casing sausage soon!"
Dudebro 2: "Oh, shit! You Cokecocktailin'?! Keep going, we'll do lines off of the cokecocktail!"

Cokecocktail by DallasGeorgeShitInMyPants69 April 10, 2026

Cokeistocracy

Used to describe when Youtuber and esteemed cokehead Kyle Kulinski quotes Joy Reid's criticism of Donald Trump, usually followed by a reference to cock.

Look! David is going through a Cokeistocracy!

Cokeistocracy by plaguehvh June 26, 2026

coketastrophy

when you buy an oz or more of blow and misplace, lose, or use it within minutes.

Finally copped azip after waiting all week, but it was a complete coketastrophy , I blinked and the whole thing was gone before I even got home.

coketastrophy by Bercunty July 15, 2026

Jenna Coker-Jones 

Someone who’s always happy, with the most infectious smile and the most perfect laugh, someone who’s an inspiration without even knowing it.

Jenna Coker-Jones is perfect.

Jenna Coker-Jones by ccarriee April 11, 2021

get coked

made famous by teatedcarebear while gettin coked in the city, line after line

yo lets go to the city and get coked.

get coked by TrikoSheriff May 11, 2021

Hokey Cokey 

when you are questioning your sexuality. Going in and out and back in the closet.

Sarah: "What sexuality bare you Tom?"
Tom: "I dont know, maybe gay or bisexual"
Sarah: "Oh! so your Hokey Cokey-ing?"
Tom: "yes haha"

Hokey Cokey by Eternal Momentos March 4, 2022