Chocolate buttons

Chocolate buttons are slang for dark coloured nipples

She has very nice chocolate buttons

by El gizardo May 4, 2019

reindeer chocolate

When you shit in a kid's stocking.

Instead of giving the naughty kids coal, Santa now gives them reindeer chocolate

by Eddmario December 23, 2019

Chocolate Smirnoff

When you’re girlfriend suggests anal for the first time, then farts out a Smirnoff Ice and you have to chug it on your knees.

Bro, I thought I was she was going to let me do anal, and she pulled a Chocolate Smirnoff out of her ass!

by Dchand1 August 3, 2019

Chocolate milk

The most amazing drink ever like if you hate chocolate milk (；ಠ⌓ಠ)

Chocolate milk is the bes

by Lynn the potato August 9, 2019

Chocolate Laser

When you can shit through the eye of a needle, a projectile shit that’s very thin

I had a mean balti last night, I had a chocolate laser straight after. My ring piece was killing

by ThePornStarChild October 6, 2019

Chocolate Knuckles

When you’re 2-3 fingers deep in your partners bootyhole and a little shit comes out and runs down your hand.

“ I finger banged her ass so hard I got chocolate knuckles.”

by knasty13 May 18, 2018

Chocolate milk

Chocolatey perfection. Chocolate milk is the best thing you will ever drink in your entire life. If you are as unlucky enough to not have tried it yet, go ahead, do it. You will LOVE it.

Guy: hey, have you tried chocolate milk yet?
Guy 2: no, why?
Guy: because it’s the best!

by Jhahhwbs May 22, 2018